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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Yesterday, 7:12 PM CST
BILLY JOEL - Piano Man


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright




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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Yesterday, 7:11 PM CST
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Yesterday, 7:10 PM CST
Hi all and Barry is bartending tonightyay yay yay I just sit with Dori,Tina and Jen and have a drink me and 3 beautiful sexy ladies god i hope I got a chance tonight devil devil devil devil devil devil


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Yesterday, 6:08 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
I is



Baby I be back in a few and open it up for you see if I can get you drunk tonight devil devil devil devil


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desmond
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Posted: Yesterday, 6:02 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Its the truth Des...I just peeked in the bar to see if you were setting up?



Sounds like you are ready for a drink grin grin


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Posted: Yesterday, 6:01 PM CST
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Posted: Yesterday, 5:59 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Hello Sweetie



Hi Dori how was your day sweetie and thanks for saying what you did it made my day hug hug hug lips


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Posted: Yesterday, 5:55 PM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:49 PM CST
GRshygirl wrote:
When you're done with her Desmond,
I just need a few tastes licks and sucks on that stiff one you were offering



sexy i am here for you and I want alot of lick and suck on you also devil devil devil devil so i am ready for all of you grin grin grin


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:41 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:40 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Thanks Des.
Now where are my manners. Anyone feel like something to eat. Cause Ive got something prepared




I am always hungry can you just put in on my face please

devil devil devil


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:38 PM CST
GRshygirl wrote:
Wait a minute I didn't know Desmond served stiff ones. I thought he was always hanging. I would like a stiff one too.



baby I been waiting to give the stiff one to you sexy devil devil


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:37 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I'll have a good stiff one thanks Des Oh and a drink while you're at it thanks



Sexy I had a stiff one wating for you for hours devil devil devil


and here your drink wine


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:28 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:26 PM CST
countryangel79 wrote:
ok I will give you that one but at least tell me who I am supposed to be married to and didnt know it!!!



I can't do that either I let him surprise you



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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:25 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:22 PM CST
GRshygirl wrote:
Desmond....how are they .I mean you hagnin



I am doing great and even better now you are here sweetie how are you hug hug kiss


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
countryangel79 wrote:
and when was the wedding so I at least know my anniversary since I was not mentally there!!!




I can't tell you the date because you know how men never can remember those thing so it be easy for him


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
countryangel79 wrote:
and when was the wedding so I at least know my anniversary since I was not mentally there!!!




I can't tell you the date because you know how men never can remember those thing so it be easy for him


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