Posted: Mar 18, 2008, 2:48 AM CST
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
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