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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:07 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Des you're a doll!



Bev the house is beautiful hope you get it devil devil devil then there be a road trip dancing dancing dancing dancing


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:01 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Anything nice and stiff Des



Tina then come over here and enjoy something nice and stiff devil devil and then I get you a drink devil devil


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:00 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Woohoo! The flippin' ladies rule in here.

Is that ok with you des? Cause if not you can leave. (You know I'm kidding doncha!)




Sweetie all you beautiful flippin ladies rock so I am all good here a beer for you hug


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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
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kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
I'm sooooo down for that!!


then I have to drink with you sweetie devil devil


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desmond
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
You flippin ROCK Des!!



Anything for you sweetie now sit down and have your wine glass of Jager yay yay yay yay yay


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
Welcome all come in and have a drink makes new freinds talk to old friends let just have some good old fun

And I have a 2--Liter of Pepsi for Barry


Song - Ladies Night - Kool & The Gang

Mmmm oh yeah, oh what a night

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night

Girls, y'all got one (what!)
A night that's special everywhere
From New York to Hollywood
It's ladies night
And girl the feeling's good

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night

Romantic Lady , single baby
Mmmm sophisticated mama (whooo)
Come on you disco lady yeah
Stay with me tonight , mama ,yeah

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boys , it's ladies night , uh huh

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night
Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night

On disco lights your name will be seen
You can fulfill all your dreams
Party here, party there, everywhere
This is your night, baby
You've got to be there

This is your night
Tonight , everything is gonna be alright
This is your night
Tonight , everything is gonna be alright

(Come on let's all celebrate)



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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
lostpoet4u wrote:
How's it going Desmond?



doing good how are you cheers


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
What am I, chopped liver?



Sweetie I posted it before I saw you are you ready for another one grin grin


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desmond
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
Dori and Jen it sounds like you both need a body shot devil devil


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:27 AM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Are you still running you bar? I haven't seen it lately...



Yes it be up later this week grin


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desmond
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Hi Desmond!



Hi sweetie hug


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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:22 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
Well that flippin made me smile!



Hi flippin everyone laugh laugh laugh


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 12:09 AM CST


Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"

2nd blonde: "Chickens."

1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"

2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"

1st blonde: "Well, I think you've got three."




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desmond
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Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:13 PM CST


A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.
The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.

Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!"

The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"




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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 3:06 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
I think the bar is closing



I am drinking by myself rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 2:46 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
Awww thanks Des! I am a poker junkie, lol


so am I just love it grin grin


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