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No, they're just jealous.


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You make that sound so appealing


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I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?


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Well she has those lips, and the sexy librarian glasses.


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A tuna salad sandwich


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Yeah, me too.

I think there are more people that secretly hate me.


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I love it when men are straight, and don't gaze at my meat in the men's room.


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Why do shepherds wear robes?



Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away






Will Any of Our Discussions About Sex Practices & Dating Change The World ?: click here to read the entire thread »

Let's see....there's the San Andreas fault of course, and then there's...the Junction fault in Pennsylvania....



I have a friend who's a seismologist, I should ask her.


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Dear Journal,

Some of the guys that I work with are younger than me, early twenites. I was hanging out with some of them, and they had their girlfriends with them. The one kid says to his girlfriend, "Guess how old he is."

At first, I was annoyed and embarassed that he was pointing out my age. Then she guessed 23, and I gave her a high five.




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It's almost always more fun to do it with a partner.


Here I am on a dating site, and I'm not fit to date.: click here to read the entire thread »

Anyone interested in a little sex practice?


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Or fill all the fields with sheep, and potatoes, then we can have oxygen, wool, and stew.


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I don't know, but I will dedicate myself to trying, one woman at a time.


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If I was a girl, I'd date you.


Here I am on a dating site, and I'm not fit to date.: click here to read the entire thread »

Yeah, that was good.


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I'd like to put my endo innu.....


Feel better?


Chicken Pox/Shingles: click here to read the entire thread »

Seriously Dude!

You're ruggedly handsome, funny, intelligent, and blah blah blah


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There is no cure for shingles, but treatment may help you get well sooner and prevent other problems. Call your doctor as soon as you think you may have shingles. The sooner you start treatment, the better it works. Treatment may include:

~Antiviral medicines, sometimes given with steroid medicines, to help you get well sooner and feel less pain.
Medicines to help long-term pain. These include antidepressants, pain medicines, and skin creams.
~Good home care can help you feel better faster. Take care of any skin sores, and keep them clean. Take your medicines as directed. And use over-the-counter pain medicines to relieve pain.

Avoid contact with people until the rash heals. While you have shingles, you can spread chickenpox to people who have never had chickenpox. Be extra careful to avoid people with weak immune systems and pregnant women and babies who have never had chickenpox.

(from AOL health)


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