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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 3:34 PM CST
hollandgirl wrote:
Lol some new expressions here.
Funny too.next!


My next expression is rated Arrrrrrrrr


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
hollandgirl wrote:
Oh and Mr.Diogenes; There can only be one captain
on a ship right?


If you're wanting to get your timbers shivered, then you've come to the chap who'll oblige ye!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
I don't know, but you still owe me a recipe for Irish Stew.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
hollandgirl wrote:
I am always right


I've been looking for you for a while Ms. Rightlove


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 2:49 PM CST
I have heard that grasses play a greater role than trees in the metabolism of CO², and Oxygen production for planet Earth.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
I know a girl with a cat named "Dog Chow"


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Well when you have been the places I have been and through the things I have...it actually becomes a necessity so you don't get lost and swallowed up by all the hard places in life....


day dreamAll I heard was knowing inside and out, swallowed up hard places....


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
If you're having sex with her, and her husband walks indunno


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 10:11 AM CST
nomindgames wrote:
I must thank you all,even Dio for participating in a positive thread where no bickering or anger.Only showing others our sgood hearts and out good times.It inspires me today especially I needed a boost of goodness. to all and God Bless(even if you don't beleive)


smitten

Anytime you need a boost of goodness, I'll be here.




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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
I still wake up with a boner every morning


pointlStill pretty much a teenager both emotionally, and erectionally.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 9:59 AM CST
jlw45 wrote:
a wedding ring?


Sometimes women will wear rings on that finger as a deterrant.

So I will ask, "Does that ring signify something, or is it just to keep Jackasses from hitting on you?"


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
I still wake up with a boner every morning


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 9:30 AM CST
A morner is the same as a nooner, only sooner.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:55 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
Plug in. Seems fine now. I can't imagine why there would be anything wrong with it. I mean, it's Microsoft!



laugh


I like to plug mine in too!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
CjTenorSax wrote:
Remote or plugin?


Well?


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:40 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
It's optical. I have no balls...


You have no what?

laugh


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:39 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
If it's a mouse with a ball, you need to clean it. Teach you to have dirty balls.


Ha ha!

Robert needs to wash his balls.
laugh


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Huh, como? Me lo puedes hacer en frances tambien?

Oh, y por el OP, claro que si , ahorita te va a llegar el reporte!


Ne joue pas avec moi


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 7:31 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
I'M trying to figure it out...??///////////////// /// ///``/`/now i jammed somthing,,,''""""'''''''''


On your keyboard, turn on the NumLock for your 10 key...then hold down Alt and type 0191 then release Alt


and......


¿ voila


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
He says....

Answer with freedom, an open mind, wihout holding back any experience or vulgarity, ha ha ha or that is to say very original and personal (this is not a literal translation a little interpretation on my part)

Hello...Answer me a little question please...

what would you do if you had him to yourself for 24 hours?

Send your response...would you surprise me?


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