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It would be my pleasure to bring a Purple Pickle to your tickle tunnel.


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The Tickle Tunnel....

duh!





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Just like Campbell's it's Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Good!


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That's right....everything from Tube Steaks, to Wet Carrots, or Zipper Zuchinis, you might even get lucky and get a Purple Pickle Tickle.


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I can tell you all about how to Frac (high pressure pumping), coiled tubing, downhole tools, friction reducer, ball outs, packer plus jobs, and all kinds of other sexual sounding oilfield terms. You play your cards right, I might even drill you, and spray you down with a mighty frac hose.


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In competetive weight lifting, I don't think that sudden uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.


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I don't know what kind of freaky fantasises you're having.....


But, real studs don't sword fight.....or hose fight.


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How are we supposed to compete?

He's got two swords for cryin' out loud!






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Did you try coaxing it out with a cracker?




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I'd sure like to drive her some nutz


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Shrinkage?

Go see Smilin' Bob, he'll hook you up with some Enzyte.


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I'll be yours in springtime when the flowers are in bloom.
We'll wander through the meadows, in all their sweet perfume.
And every night I'll hold you tight beneath that April moon.

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh
I'll be your stud for all seasons, all the year through.
Your stud for all seasons,
'Cause I love, yes I love to be everything to you, just you.

I'll be yours in summer, when we're playin' in the sand.
We'll spend the day together, makin' love and gettin' tanned.
And on the beach at sunset, when we're walking hand in hand.

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh
I'll be your stud for all seasons, all the year through.
Your stud for all seasons,
'Cause I love, yes I love to be everything to you, just you.

If you fall in the fall, you'll see, September can be heavenly.
If you fall, say you'll fall for me,
When autumn leaves are fallin' from the trees.

I'll be yours in winter, when the snow is on the ground.
I'll warm you through December, and I'll always be around.
We'll kiss below the mistletoe, when Santa comes to town.

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh
I'll be your stud for all seasons, all the year through.
Your stud for all seasons,
'Cause I love, yes I love to be everything to you, just you.

Stud for all seasons, I'll be your stud for all seasons.
Summer in sunshine, winter in snowflakes.
Springtime in showers, falling in love.
Summer, winter, spring, and fall
Yes, I'll be everything to you.



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Me either!

There's a difference between intelligent, independant women, and douche bags that just think they're intelligent independant women. The difference is people like to be around the kind that are. They like to be around the other kind too, but just long enough to laugh about it later.


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The field supervisor for my crew calls everybody "Driver"

"Hey, Driver"

"Slack off on the reel pressure, Driver"

"That breakfast on a bun from Whataburger gave me diarrhea Driver"

Most of the guys really hate it.


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Awww.... man hugs!


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That's the thing isn't it...these emotions are what give life it's zest. Love would have no meaning if we didn't love to be in love. Were there never any pain, or if it didn't hurt, there would be nothing to drive us toward something better.

Look at it this way instead....the love is worth it.

Life is all about pain. Any Mother already knows this, because life begins in pain, it is endured in pain, and if you are conscious when you die, you will probably die in some sort of pain. But love.... ....love is worth it.


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I like the term mancrush....I think it's totally okay to admire a man in a non-gay way.

And were I a woman....I'd totally do you!


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Okay, I must admit.....


Me too with you


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