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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 9:25 PM CST
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I needed a good laugh!
Happy to oblige ya ma'am.grin


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 9:22 PM CST
Roy rode into Houston
On the fifteenth of July
They’d brought him in to help clean up the town

He worked the Exxon building
Down on 21st and Main
From the 42nd floor down to the ground

He worked without a scaffold
And he always worked alone
And everybody knew he was the best

People’d come from miles around
And stand down in the street
To watch the Fastest Squeegee in the West

Window-washing cowboy
Make ‘em shiny clean
Windex and a squeegee in your hand
You’ll never find another love like your sweet Marie
From Abilene down to the Rio Grande

Roy saw her there one morning
On the 37th floor
The nameplate on her desk just said “Marie”

He made sure he was cleaning
The second window from the right
Every Thursday at precisely 10:03

He’d tap the glass and wave
And she’d look up and give a smile
Each time she did, his heart would swell with pride

And even though they’d never spoken once
Roy vowed to Heaven
That one day he’d make that sweet Marie his bride

Window-washing cowboy
Make ‘em shiny clean
Windex and a squeegee in your hand
You’ll never find another love like your sweet Marie
From Abilene down to the Rio Grande

It took him months, but Roy
Worked up the nerve to bare his soul
So up he went to ask her for her hand

And when he reached the window
There she was: his sweet Marie
Wrapped in the arms of the carpet-cleaning man

He hung there for a moment
As his poor heart broke in two
And all his hopes and dreams came crashing down

Then Roy unhitched his safety line
And, with a mournful cry
He raced his final teardrops to the ground

Window-washing cowboy
Make ‘em shiny clean
Windex and a squeegee in your hand
You’ll never find another love like your sweet Marie
From Abilene down to the Rio Grande

And so there ends the tragic tale
Of squeegee-slingin’ Roy:
A lonely soul who loved and died in vain

He left his mark on Main Street
And no matter how they tried
They couldn’t scrub away that cowboy-colored stain

On Thursdays, people say
You still can see him up above
And the echoes of his final cry remain

And to this day, they tell the tale
Of the window-washing cowboy
He loved windows, but he couldn’t stand the pain…





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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 12:55 PM CST
I once had a collection of bottles in my room 172 different brews I had sampled from around the Earth.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 12:36 PM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 9:41 AM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 9:06 AM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 2:10 AM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 2:06 AM CST
Attention ladies!

In the 21st century, it is totally acceptable to be a little forward. If a lady smiles at me I'll smile back, but I won't recognize it as a sign of dating interest.

Be a little bit forward. Example: About a month ago, I was at a restaurant paying the cashier. The hostess walks over, hands me a pen & paper then says, "Start Writing!" I didn't argue. She called me, and we had a nice date.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 1:54 AM CST
Ooooh!

Are you gonna share what went so wrong?

Did you fart during an awkward silence at dinner?

Did he call you by his wife's name?

What?

What happened?

C'mon Tell us!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 8:51 PM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 8:13 PM CST
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
[else but you]
I wear the pants around here
[when I finish with your laundry]
Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
I'm the man of this house
[until you get home]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here
[but it's all in my head]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
[that you want it]
Coz I'm a man who has needs
[but there not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me
[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]
I'm the King of my castle
[when you're not around]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
[get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here
[but I've been neutered]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)



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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 8:12 PM CST
try some lube if you're causing sparks....

ouch!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 6:58 PM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 5:37 PM CST
OILFIELD WORKERS...provide downhole solutions, we get the juices flowing, we offer high pressure pumping, downhole tools etc.



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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 2:20 PM CST
I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that holding up my belt. I don't know what's really happenin' down there. Who is the real hero?



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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 2:16 PM CST
The United States of Arabia....has a ring to it huh?


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 4, 2007, 10:04 PM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 4, 2007, 9:37 PM CST
When I was younger, I would often dream of falling. However, it wasn't as terrifying as it sounds. Most of the time, I would sort of start swimming through the air until I was above someone's swimming pool, or a lake or something. Even the times I was forced to land on hard ground, I would land ever so gently on my feet. Analyze that!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 4, 2007, 9:31 PM CST
In response to:
Grab your dildos and your blow up women. What the hell.
I haven’t slept at all
Since I saw you at the mall
With just one steely glance I was seduced
Now the girl that I adore
Stands on Macy’s 2nd floor
Inbetween petites and women’s shoes

On your tiny platform stage
With your skin of Band-Aid beige
You silently inhabit my whole world
In the same pose every day
You have stole my heart away
You’re my fantastic plastic girl

Your lovely arms and legs
All attached by metal pegs
Their loose embrace just me love you even more so
We would be the perfect match
If I could just get you detached
From the steel support rod bolted to your torso

My little darlin’
I know we’ll rise above
Those who would condemn our love
Resisting all their efforts to examine it
Ah, but if they only knew
The loving heart that beats in you
(Notwithstanding that you are inanimate)

I’d swim the Atlantic and roam the seas
To bring my mannequin home to me
And until you snap in half, you’ll rock my world
I’ll never tire of your beauty
Or your smokin’ hot fiberglass booty
You’re my fantastic plastic girl

You could be a bit more sex-able
If you were just a bit more flexible
You’re my fantastic plastic girl

Your worth as a mate is debatable
But at least you’re not inflatable
You’re my fantastic plastic girl




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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 4, 2007, 7:15 PM CST
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G's mr Leader ya left in a bad shape Y did ya leav GWBJ in charge?
Oh! Well he's only in charge of his little world. I rule this one.


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