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My ex-wife and I went to a therapist on two separate occasions seeking relationship help. Each time the therapist was a woman, and each time my ex accused me of "charming" them into taking my side.

That's pretty smooth huh?

To be able to sweet talk a professional therapist into telling my wife she's a douche-bag.


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Maybe he should mention her in that alienation suit against my mini me....


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This is something that may be possible with the guidance of an experienced hypnotist. I have been practicing hypnotism for a little while, but I won't do any type of past life regression, or memory regression, because without the proper experience, it could be a rather bad experience.


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The thought of her masturbating in traffic, makes my underwear feel really really tight right now


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I've never been in Michelle Pfeiffer.




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Don't feel too bad about that. I had one in Hot Springs Arkansas once, and got molested.

The first time the guy touched my nuts, I thought it was an accident. The second time, I was ready to fight.


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No, just one, but he doesn't want to meet you.


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Rips a loud stinky fart in the thread without saying "excuse me"


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You only say that because you haven't met Frank.


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Aww yeah!
That`s right baby!

Girl, tonight we`re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? `Cause it`s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night`s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. `Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There`s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect.

You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I`ve got work in the morning."

I know what you`re trying to say baby. You`re trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It`s business time. It`s business time."

It`s business,
It`s business time.
That`s what you`re trying to say you`re trying to say let`s get down to business it`s business time.

It`s business,
It`s business time.

Next thing you know we`re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That`s all part of it, that`s foreplay. Foreplay is very important. Then you go sort out the recycling. That`s not part of it but it`s still very important. Then we`re in the bedroom. You`re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it`s never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise `99.

Oh, you don`t know what you`re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them `cause I still got my shoes on. But it's okay, because I turn it all into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I`m down to just my socks, and you know when I`m down to just my socks what time it is...it`s time for business. It`s business time.

It`s business,
It`s business time.
You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks.

It`s business,
It`s business time.

Oh!
Ooh, makin` love.
Makin` love for two.
Makin` love for two minutes.
When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Then you look an me and you say something sexy, you say something like, "Is that it?"

I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, "Aww yeah, that`s it!"

Then you tell me you want some more. Well I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.

It`s business,
It`s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It`s business,
It`s business time.





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You had me at anal rententive.




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I know, but I'm anal rejective.


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What do you think people from the Moral Highlands say when they dirty talk?


Him: Ooooh yeah baby! You like the way that wee wee feels in your cha cha?

Her: Oh yeah! Hump me harder baby! Ooooh poopie that wee wee feels so good! Hump that cha cha baby!




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wounded


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Not that there's anything wrong with that.





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That's a whole different style of kinky.


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You're even sexier in sarcasm than you are in a dress!


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G'night

I love all you guys!

Even the recessed ones.


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And my Government Professor in college.



I was just flexing my mental muscles, I don't really care about politics that much. I'm gonna make it regardless of who is in office. I might be as a criminal, mind you, but I will be a very sucessful, and happy criminal. And you won't catch me blaming anyone else if things go wrong.


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I really do feel for you and your neighbors and your Mother. I honestly do.

I still don't think that "we" are in a depression.

And I don't feel even a little bit sorry for Big Bankers' losses. (since you mentioned being selfish, I doubt WaMu gives a rat's left nut about you or your Mom)

Plus, I didn't vote for Clinton, so please don't blame me. Since you brought up ignorance, I might point out that economic recessions, and depressions take more than just a little while to develop, and the "ignorant" folk like to blame whatever President is in office, jump on the Democratic Dogma Bandwagon, and eat whatever garbage the Media feeds them, because they are too lazy to think for themselves.

Furthermore, I would like to add that one of my closest friends owns a Sheet Rock Business, and he does business as usual. Also, I made lots of acquaintences in your line of work, when I worked for him years ago, and they all seem to be doing fine. So maybe, just maybe, your building business has some problems that have nothing to do with the economy. Just sayin!

By the way....narrow minded folk, resort to name calling, because they're to st-st-st-stooopid to say anything meaningful.

Good Day to You Sir






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