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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
meghaningram08 wrote:
Okay, I understand what everyone is saying, but how can I make myself relax like that? Just let it go? How?


Woah déjà vu!

shock

Mmmmkay....I have asked myself the same question in the past, and the answer isn't so simple.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:44 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Too soon girl, I have had some that totally broke my heart after months of talking to online and by phone, take your time and wait till after you meet and start really getting to know each other before putting too much of your heart into it.


thumbs up

Yeah....that's what I say too.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:42 PM CST
meghaningram08 wrote:
What should I do?


Take it slow


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:32 PM CST
Hey Journal,

Want to know an easy way to have fun for hours? Grab some superglue, and a quarter, then follow me to the mall. Okay...all we have to do is put a little dab of supeglue on the quarter, then we discreetly stick it to the floor. Now we just sit over on that bench, and watch people try to pick up the coin. This is hilarious Journal, trust me. You'll be amazed at how badly some people want that quarter.


Ha Ha See Ya


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:20 PM CST
Anyways......back to licking your legs......they are discharge free in my imaginationsticking out tongue


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:17 PM CST
shipoker58 wrote:
I mean it IS a black pussy!!
rolling on the floor laughing


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
ianoc12345 wrote:
PUT IT IN A BOWL AND I'LL GULP THAT DOWN TOO


laugh

Ha Ha.....I'm goddam Clairvoyant!


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:14 PM CST
Brittanyann22 wrote:
I think I may have just threw up in my mouth a little bit


D'oh!

Oops!

Now he's gonna wanna kiss you.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:13 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
I dub thee "Peeve". That way when you say you have a pet peeve, you really mean it.


laugh

Yeah, but then you'd actually have to feed it too.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:11 PM CST
ianoc12345 wrote:
I'D LICK THE DISCHARGE FROM HER LEG
too much information

That's kind of nasty....even by my perverse standards.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:08 PM CST
kkitty4u wrote:
r we sure its for the cat ....................


In case it isn't.....Cherry Poppins maybe?


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:06 PM CST
sweetowen wrote:
I used to live in southern Mississippi. And STILL no lovelife!


Well Duh!

There's no any kind of life in Mississippi.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 10:03 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Hey Brittany, welcome to the funny farm, where you can't be discharged, even if you want to be!


And if you do find that you have a discharge, then you seek medical attention immediately, and notify all of your partners.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
Does "Short Bus" special count?


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Oye Joel...getting messy with me might not mean ...it could end up and I am not sure your butt is up to it!


shock

day dream I'd better cover my butt


hole


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:41 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
but but ... hmm ok.


If you look at it from a certain angle, you can hardly notice it.


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
As long as it's not messy
laugh

That's what towels are for


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:31 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
uhhh of your dented biceps ..


Oi!

Only one of them is dented.

scold


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:25 PM CST
Hannasthe1 wrote:
What do you do when you just don't feel like you fit in?


I just use a little lubricant and determination.......


Oh wait, that's not what you meant!


blushing


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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 6:17 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Yuou mean, like a butter tart?


You make me melt.


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