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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Today, 12:36 PM CST

Sometimes....

Sometimes, I feel really compelled to offer affection. Other times, I think...I might want people to just leave me alone in that situation, so I just don't bother the person...I don't know....Sometimes, I just think "God! What a crybaby!" because I really hate whiners

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Today, 11:27 AM CST

stooie1971 wrote:

"have you been known to locate certain things from time to time"

I once hung out with father time
So I'm not getting older as I type this rhyme
I was warmin the stove at the Alamo
Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show
I was down with George at the Delaware
But I wore a ball-cap not the fake white hair

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Today, 11:22 AM CST

Oh noooooo did I forget to mention that I be keeping emcees locked up like Shawshank Redemption?

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Today, 11:06 AM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

Or we can each other

Let's all help skimpy make the world a better place.....F^ck Each Other

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Today, 11:02 AM CST

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Internet Service Provider...unknown number of dollars

Wendy's pants falling off...priceless

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:44 PM CST

"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?"

~Jack Handey

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:41 PM CST

langleygirl wrote:

What's with love these days?

Love hangs out at my house, you should stop by sometime.

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:38 PM CST

smoovead wrote:

My philosophy on life..........

I think we're here to have a good time, not a hard time

Some of my best times are hard times.....if you get what I'm saying

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:35 PM CST

"There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then 'skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is."

~by Jack Handey

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:26 PM CST

Indyfella wrote:

Regardless of what she says, we've not made love over 100 times.

Yes they have....I won't tell y'all what all they did, but it was really kinky, and it involved his imagination, and some fingers

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:24 PM CST

Justme4uok wrote:

He has a pet frog collection

I had a pet frog, but it croaked.

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:21 PM CST

sxc666 wrote:

favorite pass time is playing bingo.

Actually, it's playing Hide the Salami.

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:18 PM CST

gingerb wrote:

she's a lifesaver

She hides candies in her brazier

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:17 PM CST

There's only one thing that I hate more than people who are intolerant of other races, and cultures, and that's the French!

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:56 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

His real name is Anita.

Yeah!

Anita Piza Luscious

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:55 PM CST

gingerb wrote:

his hose is always tangled

Don't ask her how she knows that.....she's, lying

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:53 PM CST

Ambrose wrote:

Incidentally, you should look up the word agnostic. It doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

The latin equivalent for agnostic is ignoramus....true story

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:50 PM CST

gingerb wrote:

She's really a fairy

Her last boyfriend turned out to be a fairy

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:47 PM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Went to see Tom Jones live and threw his undies on the stage.

No, no, no.....that was her undies that I threw at Tom Jones

It's not unusual to toss knickers at anyone

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 7:43 PM CST

I'm a Superstar
Yes that's what I are
Comin from afar
Reachin for the stars
Run away with me
To another place
We can rely on each other
Uh-huh

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