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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
[quote=Nina3]
Elley wrote:


"Where there's a relative way, there's hope"...


Where there is hope there is faith and charity.....and a relative waiting for them all to pop thier clogs.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:52 PM CST
As you all know I don,t flaunt my physical beauty, afterall, it,s personality that counts,yeah ?

Twice now I have had a female coming on really really heavy,so much so that in the end I sent them a photo. Guess what ? Contact stopped immediately. Now I aint no oil painting,but.......whatever. Shallow people I guess, world,s full of them.sigh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:47 PM CST
[quote=Nina3]
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The big problem as I see it is distance. I,ve met lots of great friends here, but that is as far as it goes. How can it go any further with such great distance between us all. Either one of you or both of you (like Flor and Gongman)would have to move. Given all our coloured histories in the field of love I can,t see it happening. I admire Flor and Gongman for their great leap of faith in things turning out well,well done both. Anyway, just ignore me I,m just a cynical old bastard who enjoys trying to make others as miserable as me.[/quoteI do believe this - 'If there's a will, there's a way!'


Where there,s a will there,s a relative.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:46 PM CST
The Date update. Ahem......can,t say how I found out but it seems the date did have a hidden agenda (not mine). Turns out lady in question wanted to make contact with other possible collaborators through me. So the seemingly innocent social nature of the date, chit chatting about other people with the same interest....ah fck it. See, I never learn, always take people at fact value.D'oh!


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
wedward wrote:
what are the chances of meeting a partner on cs compared to meeting someone local to you somewhere like the local pub or supermarket ?


The big problem as I see it is distance. I,ve met lots of great friends here, but that is as far as it goes. How can it go any further with such great distance between us all. Either one of you or both of you (like Flor and Gongman)would have to move. Given all our coloured histories in the field of love I can,t see it happening. I admire Flor and Gongman for their great leap of faith in things turning out well,well done both. Anyway, just ignore me I,m just a cynical old bastard who enjoys trying to make others as miserable as me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:36 PM CST
Nina3 wrote:
Well, according to my theory of relativity, you are more likely - relatively speaking - to meet a relatively higher number of people on this site, than you would be in a relatively average pub or supermarket; this would theoretically result in a relatively higher chance to meet someone on CS. But everything is of course relative...


Haven,t met any relatives here or elsewhere for that matter, don,t want to neither. I mean can you imagine chatting up your sister on CS and then learning the awful truth after you have both fallen for each other.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:32 PM CST
dragonfly88 wrote:
here you are....I'm off to bed....I've been rowing my new luxurious boat today (please read going in circles) and I'm nackered


Wimprolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:30 PM CST
dragonfly88 wrote:
you're right there


And if the woman doesn,t want and it does happen it,s called rape!thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:59 AM CST
guiriman wrote:
yahooooo!!! me tooooo!!!


See you on the beachdancing banana dancing banana dancing banana wave


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
Correct Lago. Also if you cause damage to the car they can take the money for repairs with your card !

Yes Q man the cc company will pay for the whole car, I was told.


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
Hey guys an gals, I,m off to do some serious chilling......maybe catch you all later. Be good and have a super weekend all.wave


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:31 AM CST
smoky wrote:
.. On this subject .. remember when they were bringing in the Euro? I heard on the news, then, that the introduction of this money was delayed ..... because the Germans had not been assured at what temperature the bank notes could be laundered!!!!!!


uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!

Nien Smokey Nien.scold


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
You bet....you don't have to come up for air.....


An aqualung might be better, you can go very deep with one of these and staydown there for ages.laugh


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Why didn't you just admit to them that Carmen was sound asleep in your sack?...


Cause maybe Carmen is of tender yearsscold maybe not, maybe an eighty year old pensioner,you have to think about these things.


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Elley
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Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
You bet....you don't have to come up for air.....


I,ll not ask about your harpoonrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Elley man....if this is your take on the mating ritual of the female gender, then I would advise you against your upcoming visit to the Maltese islands....these latin women here want the old-fashioned stuff....they want to be hunted, wooed, and wowed...if you don't make the first move, you'll be left standing in the love game of musical chairs...

The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....

I tried it last night.....works a treat...


bet the old snorkel came in handy toorolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:16 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Yes, this Cash Thing is getting realy strange...? Once in SA I wanted to buy a flight ticket, and also don`t use credit cards, and also to take advantage of the "built-in" travel insurance, I asked a friend to pay with their credit card and I refund the cash. So we went and paid for the flight ticket, then went round to their bank - me with this huge bundle of cash .... and the teller tells me "It will take 4 days to clear this cash" ......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was simply astounded!!!.. So were the rest of the people waiting in the queu! I never actually managed to find out how they clear cash?


All to do with fraud and money laundering I,m afraid Smokey. Maybe they thought it was dirty money from Ma Baker (or whatever Conrad says she was called). Maybe you looked like Bonney laugh sans Clyde.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:12 AM CST
A rollercoaster of a week which ended rather splendidly.

Got my first real date since my divorce.....

Twas my birthday (18th).....

Daughter has booked her flight to come and stay with me from next week......

All my students passed their exams with great marks.....

Business year ended yesterday and in the end we made quite a good profit....(s,funny, a few months ago we predicted a dismal outcome, decided to be extra careful and as a result got a positive result).

On the slightly negative side...had to work like stink (end of year reports,exams, homework, certificates, business meetings, teaching hours.....and so on and so forth) and ended up absolutely knackered.

And now it,s all over for the next four months. Time to hit the beach and chill out big style,and my god we need it.

wine wine wine

ps can you believe...went out last night to celebrate, got in at two am, couldn,t sleep til about 3.30 ! Then at 5.30 two inconsiderate bstds buzzed my door buzzer and would not stop til I got out of bed to answer them, only to find out they were looking for somebody called Carmen ! Told them they were inconsiderate bstds and went back to bed. Inconsiderate bstds, I hate em.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 5:57 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
A man waiting for a woman to ask him out on a date??....I'd rather wait for my winning lotto number to come up.....


Well, it,s like this Lago. For a year after my divorce I did nothing, too fckd up to bother. Then for two years I put myself around a little socially (in the nicest possible way)and got absolutely nowhere. So I suppose I,m suffering from a rejection overload. Anyway, one thing I have realised is that these days it is the woman who makes the first and subsequent moves. It doesn,t matter how much a man wants something, if the woman doesn,t want then it aint gonna happen.
So I,m afraid the first move is all yours ladies.wine


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 5:52 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Women do not compete with their photographs .... competing is a mans game thats why they play soccer and football and rugby and dominate all social life with these seemingly never-ending competitions!


So,so true Smokey in all aspects of life. Women stick together no matter what (thick as thieveslaugh ). Women in general will even supoort another woman they know is wrong, unless of course she,s really really bad. Men however tend to need no encouragement to cut each other up and see getting one over another man as a deserved conquest.thumbs up thumbs up


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