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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:46 AM CST
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Well, don't be too rough on him, poor git, he does have a tendency to throw up....
Vomiting sausages!!! where are we going with this.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:43 AM CST
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Problem is the little tyke won,t stand up for himself.
Got to stop thinking about sausages, think I,ll go and have some cheese (hmmm, that,s not working neither).


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:39 AM CST
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You need to take him in hand. I have.
Problem is the little tyke won,t stand up for himself.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:36 AM CST
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Yeah, Dick's full of nonsense, among other things.....I'd sue the bastard if I could.....but he's normally too slippery for that. He has a way of disappearing when things get serious....

You need to take him in hand. I have.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:35 AM CST
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Yeah, Dick's full of nonsense, among other things.....I'd sue the bastard if I could.....but he's normally too slippery for that. He has a way of disappearing when things get serious....

Nice one.

laugh

An erect penis has no conscience.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:30 AM CST
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Oldest game in the book ....and they're so good at it!!...they beat us every time...
We make it easy for them, if we didn,t let Dick take charge quite so much.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:18 AM CST
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Sir, if you need rooms for your services, please fell free to practice said art of Female Grooming in my offices at the House of ill Repuke in Bugibba....rental is by the hour, and only a small deposit is required...ie the lady's mobile number.
Thank you,
The Proprietor
Can I be the Gimp, purlease.


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 7:15 AM CST
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In my next life I'd like to be a woman.....think of all those free drinks!!....

...but then again....yikes!..maybe not....think of all those suasages!!...

I,m thinkin,hmmmmm........this isn,t just about sausages, think of all those child maintenance payments, pension rights, the houses (fully furnished,of course) the cars, expensive wine collection and his balls on a plate. Not bad for the odd game of hide the sausage.



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Elley
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Posted: Nov 4, 2007, 6:57 AM CST
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Though she broke his heart in two
It had four strong chambers
That pumped his blood to places new
Freshly spurting forth

The old love, veinous blood bereft of oxygen,
Was long forgotten......
Like a bad dream
An old fireplace choked with ash
In an abandoned house

He smiled
Faced the new day, and
Let his new heart sing
Love it


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 7:04 PM CST
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If you can stick your whole thumb up your nose, statistics show there's a great likelihood that you can stick your large toe in your ear....
If you can stick your thumb up your nose statistics show that you are probably a dirty little grunge who also pees with the toilet seat down.


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 6:59 PM CST
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.....Manchester is in a long search for his head
Maybe there's a huge reward
Papapanonqumsamsuchbanklopet and thereof,wherefore,notwithstanding,in the event of such nananananan will be witheld by non othere than,who,in the event of,shall be,forever and notwithstanding,etc,etc


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 6:55 PM CST
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peking
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Portsmouth


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 6:47 PM CST
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.....nice!

Hi Elley.....I haven't seen you before...
That,s cos a)I,m the new kid round here and b)I,m shy.blushing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 6:43 PM CST
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Don't spoil it Elley!!!

Damien and me have this thing going where we exchange "insults" every now and then ...
Go on then, you gritty bugger, get stuck in.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 5:46 PM CST
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Listen you patronising git!!!!! I am obviously far more comfortable with the way I look - hairstyle included than you are ... since you have now been on this site for months, making snide remarks and derogatory comments to and about people ... BUT still haven't posted a photo!!!!!

I am now off to wash my hair to wash off the bit where you patted it!!!
He,s reeling you in big style FOS, rise above it.


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 5:36 PM CST
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-- to anyone any thing
Thankyou to the world, for today I am here.yay


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 5:25 PM CST
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Apology Thread--- no names needed
And there was peace, and there was love, and there was understanding, and throughout the realm all was calm. And from this the people did flourish and grow and in so doing became a mighty nation, a brotherhood of man, the true spirit of which shall last for all eternity.

peace


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 5:09 PM CST
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yep FOS -- i'll have one with you anytime cheers cheers Elly
ok you guys, I got ya. Peace is good.

Just so you know.......

I,ve been to that dark place, down,down,down deeper and down, and as Joseph Conrad would exclaim "Oh the horror,the horror". Don,t want to go there again (once is enough for any human spirit). And for those who maybe have been there, or indeed are still there, to all those tortured souls out there I dedicate this

Song to myself

And even in the darkest moments
When the sun has gone
And the stars do shine
No more
When the last bottle of wine
rolls empty down the street
When the shoes you used to wear
No longer fit your feet
When you,re standing on the corner
Waiting in the rain
Even in the darkest moments
You will live to love again

So when you,re feeling sad and lonely
When it,s cold outside
And you,ve left your coat at home
When the last taxi home
Has left you standing in the street
When the dreams that you once had
Lie broken at your feet
When you,re standing on the corner
Waiting in the rain
Even in the darkest moments
You will love to live again

Cheers WD. Cheers FOS.
peace


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Nov 2, 2007, 4:58 PM CST
.....and the winds of silence reigned throughout the night,the harbinger of.........and in that place there was no peace.


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Elley
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Posted: Nov 2, 2007, 4:46 PM CST
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good night FOS beautiful dreams and restful sleep
Good banter, but it,s time to go, there,s a beautiful dream waiting for all of us somewhere. See ya.zzzz


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