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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 3:18 PM CST
.....is the price a woman pays for marriage.
Marriage is the price a man pays for sex".

True or false ?


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
Mirodenia wrote:
Hehe, where are our Friday parties? Remember them?

We are bored and tired.

Life is a bitch.


And then you marry heruh oh! uh oh! time to go methinks.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
ok guys, I,m gone too, need to eat and get some zeds.Gota stinking snotty cold and can,t think of a better reason for going off to get ate and plastered on Rioja.wine


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 3:10 PM CST
missed the laughs (fuck what mister misery wot wants to be thrown out thinks). This is the one place I can be me with a little bit of intelligence (only a little mindlaugh ) prose, politics, money, beer, sex, poetry, alternative life styles and loadsa luvvly ladies. Good to see you guys again.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 3:02 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Thanks for the chuckle Elley! Reminded me of applying for a job once. I had to fill in the application form, and where it said something about "Fathers occupation" I wanted to write Deceased. I tried writing it, but it kept looking wrong. So my form looked like this........ Dead


Many years after my father had died my younger brother who was still living with my mother, bought a lawnmower which he later found to be unsuitable. When he took it back the shop didn,t want to know, not until he told them my dad was bad on his feetrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Thanks for the chuckle Elley! Reminded me of applying for a job once. I had to fill in the application form, and where it said something about "Fathers occupation" I wanted to write Deceased. I tried writing it, but it kept looking wrong. So my form looked like this........ Dead


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
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Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:56 PM CST
mike69spain wrote:
Country dependent.

Generally two methods are used: The artist or creators lifetime plus a period of 50-75 years OR a total time span 100-125 years.

Rigid enough, but only protected in the country where you registered it. You want Coca Cola Company registered? Call me...


So I can buy my own little south sea island, register coca cola on it and sell it there with no probs?dunno


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:53 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
...you mean a little paganism??....he usually is....

Hi Elley..


Hi bro. Really do not know what he,s up to, but paganism schmaganism, as long as there is hot sultry sex involved I,m in.laugh wave


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:49 PM CST
phoenix wrote:
Straight up question lagoona...how long does a design remain 'copy righted'....or another way if you change the design slightly does the orginal artist still have copy-right...


uh oh! Phoenix is up to a bit of plaga....plaja....illegal copyingrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:47 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Ah, now I getting it!

And tonights discussion, with all the dropper-ins for a free beer and Eisbein ..... was ...... one of the swiss banks is right out of gold at the moment! And everyone is investing in art, and something else, cant remember what it is now......? All this goes in one ear and out the other....... As long as there is food on the table, wine in the cellar, beer in the fridge, good friends to talk to ..... what else could possibly be that important?


Exactly! who gives a shit. Why worry about something that don,t actually exist! Getting pissed into oblivion cures all known worries.
See it,s like this;you tell me your head hurts, so I jump so hard on your toe an it hurts so bloody much you forget all about that headache. Give yourself liver damage and believe you me you will not give a flying fuck about money.
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Believe me Rusty ...... Being called "thick" is a Swiss term for "Incredibly Intelligent" - usually reserved for only very intellectual people and the brightest of the bright! Its not a common word bandied around very often, but when it is, it is used in heartfelt pure admiration! I know this because I am also called Thick sometimes, and I always return the compliment with a smile and offer some more advice in Swiss German.


Oh how I love "thick" meaning something good. See I,m a Shropshire lad born and bred,strong in tha arm,thick in the head.rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
smoky wrote:
What other sort of person drives 540km to work - DAILY?.... or spends 6 hours driving? He cant be a pilot cause then he`d travel for longer, and further.........

Oh, maybe a bus-driver?


Space Cadet.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:35 PM CST
smoky wrote:
... Or is there actually NO money .... its all just a game of Paper Money like playing Monopoly? You think you got money but you just got a verbal game going?


Ah now you,ve got it. The value of all money is connected to the amount and value of gold. There is actually so little gold you could store the whole world,s supply under the Eiffel Tower and still have room to swing fifty thousand million proverbial cats.

A note,say ten euros,is nothing more than a promisory note to pay somebody say ten fit sheep and a sickly pig for a kilo of out of date wholegrain rice. Ergo, money does not exist,innit.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
smoky wrote:
: Okay guys, what I want to know is this: .... Each country has their money. So things go paw-paw .... WHERE does the money GO TO? Is there someone who is taking all this money and stashing it somewhere?... like in their Camel-Sacks or their Socks, or WHAT?


Smokey, haven,t you twigged yet. Rusty has got it all. The money goes into a black hole who,s source has been traced back to Malta. Need I say more.laugh


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Elley
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Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:29 PM CST
phoenix wrote:
Does getting blind drunk on a date count...


Yes. So you get a blind date with some beer and some heathen harlot
queered your pitch. At least the beer never says no, it,s got a headache, got to wash its hair and how do you feel about having lots of othe little beers between you.rolling on the floor laughing uh oh!


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:25 PM CST
Sommerauer71 wrote:
I have been on one blind date, that was awful, many years ago...

Have not tried speed dating and have no wish to...

Are you considering it then Elley?


That,s you an me fixed up thenrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
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Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:23 PM CST
The weay the weather is in the uk these days they,ll not notice the difference.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:19 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Seriously .... I hear Iceland is KAPUT financially?! so what they gonna do?..... throw everyone out of their houses to freeze to death?


Repossessing igloos from Eskimo Nell hey. I,m on my way, all wet suited up, to get a cheap pad and live on fish. In my free time I can play Penguin Bowling.laugh


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Elley
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Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:16 PM CST
Sommerauer71 wrote:
Ah good evening...

YOu have not left the country then...

I am sat with a nice glass of wine, with a friend, who is on the phone trying to patch things up with her partner....

Tears, snot and tantrums, I have had it all...


Rumours of my demise have been grossly exagerated.dancing banana


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Oct 10, 2008, 2:07 PM CST
Here,s my three

1.Hope my mum, now 80 and just out of hospital after heart valve failure, stays around for many more years to come.

She,s diabetic, blind has mobility problems,blood pressure probs.....her house is like a bloody Pharmacy. She,s like a car with two wheels missing, the doors hanging off, the headlights goosed, the shockers are kernackered, the engine has a blown headgasket, and still the old bugger soldiers on without a word of complaint. Amazing.

2. Hope my elder brother finally gets on top of a nagging back problem (his own fault, too much bloody golf, daft bugger).

3. Hope all the guys here at CS find what they are looking for.cheers


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