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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:16 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
Bally was an absolute Gem! Was at Goodison just after he died and his son and daughter came out in to the center circle.. Great atmosphere for him that day.


I met Alan Ball, as well as pretty much all the great Everton and Liverpool players of the late sixties early seventies. He wasn,t just a great player, he was also a great man, a true gent,gifted in life as well as football.


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
Back in the sixties my old man took me to Goodison Park to see the blues and to Anfield to see the Pool,to see which one I wanted to support. The blues were playing Sunderland and I swear it was like attending a funeral party, totally devoid of atmosphere. Anfield,wow the place was electric. Been a red ever since.devil


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:09 PM CST
Fighter not gighter.

I think Ball was the best player you ever had and I do know Shanks admired him, he wasn,t in the world cup winning team for nothing.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
Whilst we're there may as well drop a few more in..

Labone, Dixie Dean, Harvey, Southall, Gray, Reid etc..


The only one I would disagree with is Andy Gray, didn,t rate him at all.

Brian Labone, bloody good player. Dixie Dean, what can I say,amazing. Harvey was good too. Reidy a great little gighter, Shanks would have loved him. Southall, oh go on then, but not Gray.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
expat2be wrote:
This kinds reminded me of a very old joke...

There was this 91 yo man sitting on a bench in the park and talking to a thirtysomething yo smartly dressed young gentleman. At a certain moment a gorgeous woman walks by and seats herself on a bench oppesite to them. Long black curly hair... skin tanned by, probably, southern skies... sensual lips... long legs... beautifully shaped breasts almost breaking loose from her tightly buttoned blouse... you get the picture... She takes a book out and starts to read.

The guys were stunned by her beauty. The young guy, gasping for air said "Jesus! She's Mother Nature!"... "Would you like to have her?" asked the old man. "By all means!" answered the highly excited guy. "OK" said the old guy. "I'll talk to her. But one thing. I bet you 1000 quid that you can't do to her what I can". "It's a bet!" said the young chap.
So the old guy stands up and walks slowly to the beautiful woman. They talk a bit and then she stands up. "Let's go" said the old guy towards the young stallion.

They soon arrive at the nearest hotel and go up to a room. Once inside the old guy politely askes "Shall we?" The woman starts to undress... slowly... taking time... almost caressing every piece of clothes she was taking off... throwing meaningfull looks to the two yearning guys.

Bursting with excitement the young guy said "OK, old chap, show mw what I can't do". The old guy askes the woman in a very lascivious voice "Would you be so kind and give me one finger?" She stretches her hand and offers him a finger. He grabs it... and wraps his willy around her finger.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:02 PM CST
MARTI wrote:
trying to be friendly...you see or not??


Marti, come on over to my place and I,ll demonstrate the difference between being friendly and wll you know, getting downright dirty.blushing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 3:01 PM CST
Elley wrote:
Well Vernon and Kaye were ok


And Ball and Royal were quite good.

And Harry Catterick (a dead ringer for Richard Nixon) a local leg end.thumbs up


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:59 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
A blue nose through and through fella.. Great fans great team us Blues, best fans in the land


Well Vernon and Kaye were okrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:58 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Some of the Finest Blades are made here.
Takes a bit more than "Spare-Time" though.


Whaaaaaat ! Radders are you ok ????? You got sucked into that toob or wot ? We,ve moved on a little and surprise surprise talking sex (again)frustrated


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:55 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
Just a 'friendly' term used for Liverpool Fc... Meaning that they are scabs and scrounge through the bins

I'm an Everton fan, you see



Ahhhhh, a blue nose. Last time I went to see them they bored me shitless. Come on you reds.

Great fans crap teamrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:52 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
I don't believe you said that....


Must admit I did a double take, getting really really saucy lately this little madam, have to take her in hand andblushing ahem, perhaps she,ll return the favourrolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
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Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:51 PM CST
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Elley
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Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
MARTI wrote:
gently and slowly purrrr


Ahemblushing perhaps we should continue this little inter change by private email.Never really considered sex as a spectator sport.laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
Ahh yes, your the one with the death wish

Alls well I hope?


Ouchuh oh!


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Gosh, what took you so long...??...I'm exhausted....


Bloody women, always slow to get going and just as slow to finishrolling on the floor laughing uh oh!


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Elley
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Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
MARTI wrote:
Yess i'm coming i'm coming....not that you dirty mind!!


Well if you are coming so am Iblushing rolling on the floor laughing


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Elley
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Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:38 PM CST
MARTI wrote:
can you come and tidy up my room daddy pleeeese??


Oh you sweet little thing, of course I will......now then, where shall we begin......lets try putting some clothes away, we,ll start with the ones you are wearing....laugh hole


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:35 PM CST
Mirodenia wrote:
You are incredible Phoenix!

Welcome to CS Mr. expat2be.

Come to EU Forum Party tonight!
I need somebody to dance with.
Come, come quickly!


Wanna rephrase that last line ?blushing laugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:34 PM CST
Seabiscuit wrote:
Hi all!

Normally post on the UK forum but it's mega quiet so thought I'd drop in and introduce myself.. So hi all


Evening Seabiscuitwine and welcome to the loony binlaugh


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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 12, 2008, 2:33 PM CST
cristina wrote:
In Spanish Elley, bravo


Thanks babe. Hey guess what, I can sing Happy Birthday in French too!

H-a-a-a-a-p-p-y B-i-i-i--r-t-h-d-a-y-y-y-y i-n F-r-e-n-c-hrolling on the floor laughing


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