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Don't forget to come back,though!
And enjoy the company of your Son!

Actually I was quoting the Speed of Light.
The Protons will travel at a slightly lesser speed

Actually they sling Protons around to near the Speed Of Light (186'000 miles/sec)
Faster than Superman

Oops!!....Well that's the last thing we expected!!!.....

...a premature black hole.....

Exactly....watch out for the tsunami....also look out for a nutter in an unzipped neoprin suit surfing the crest on a huge banana-shaped neutron collider....

Everyone will catch the Tsunamis, nobody is safe

Exactly ladies....the physical effects of the blast may range from the earth moving beneath your feet, to a ripple between your ..sighs...

Cos if you do..... and what with being closer than the rest of us....it´s just that..... if all the lights go out tomorrow ¨n stuff,and theres a massive whooshing sound ........

Do you think you could post a quick one here so we can

Make love
Eat fish and chips for the last time
Get splendiferously drunk/stoned

We are all your friends....it´s the least you can do.Thank you in anticipation.

Ah, don`t take it personally Elley! Just keep going everyday, and keep asking for your money - they`ll give up sooner or later. Take along your flask of coffee, some sarmies, a camp stool, even a small table - and your laptop - and ask them politely to plug it in, so you can keep CS updated about the status of your money. You could even get your accountant to accompany you? .... with all the files and things he`s using just in case there`s a document they want to see?

Actually, a small forklift truck could come in handy - you could have everything set up on a board, and just drive it into the bank, and will make shuffling forward in the queu a bit easier? They should have a wheel-chair access you could use? If not, then tell them you gonna change your bank, like Foreveryoung suggested.

PS. If they not happy about plugging in your laptop, then take along a pack of cards and play Solitaire, drink coffee, eat sarmies, and smile and be happy. Manàna is another day!

Ladies, you have been warned!!...do not allow Elley to give you a big bang with his large discombombulated collider...otherwise the earth may move for you....!!

I actually have my very own,albeit not so long,colider and have managed to recreate the Big Bang on at least four ocassions that I know of. Four bloody great big black holes that swallow all my worldly worth. Said colider has now been decomissioned but can be brought back to life anytime you ladies feel up to it. Be warned, the earth did not so much move a little but shifted a shitload on its own axis. Be afraid, very afraid

Mirror, Mirror in thy hand
Who's the fairest of them all?

"Well ... Oh! Gracious citizen of Spain!! In this land of dark machos, they say that fairest makes for most handsome!
But you, Oh! ex-husband of Spanish beauty and father of Iberian blooded, insightful and sweet boy, you are neither dark macho nor fair -since you have no hair- This, Oh! contributer to the Spanish economy and employer of many spaniards -albeit without possession of ID card- makes you unique and beautiful in your own right!!!

Oh no! Is that that huge big megalothic circle thing they dug underground half thru France and half thru Switzerland where they spew huge metal things round and round faster than the speed of sound and light and hope like hell they dont blow up?

Tomorrow,now.Apparently

Yes,isn't that Discompooperating?