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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 1:51 PM CST

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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 1:50 PM CST

Oh the bank is sorted, for now. Doing battle with a mobile phone co. Wanted to leave , now got two lines with them! Rang them up today and got some Chinese guy with a Spanish name.Told him I couldn,t understand him (in English or in Spanish, don,t do Chinese) he said that this was racism. Then got passed onto somebody in Argentina, but who is in fact from Afghanistan and who was only fluent in Algerian French........anyway, a takeaway curry is apparently en-route from Dheli (Dheli Belly for Elley) along with some Chinese popadoms and Japanese naan bread. What a truly fckd up world we all live in. Never mind hey, there,s always the sun.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 1:42 PM CST

Thanks all.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 1:41 PM CST

Halfbald sailors and big breasted comely wenches sounds good to me.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 1:39 PM CST

1.Breakfast
2.mid morning snack
3.Lunch
4.Afternoon snack
5.Evening meal
6.Supper
7.Coffee
8.Wine
9. Fags
10.Sex(well yeah, maybe the sex cos I,m still here without it,but you can sod off if you think I,m gonna try doing without tothers).

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 10, 2008, 5:04 AM CST

I wanna be a bitch

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:34 PM CST

gongman wrote:

Have a great time with your son. If he needs some space...... you know where to come!

Hey Gongman, thanks and a bloody big hug for you an your lovely lady Flor.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:33 PM CST

Elley wrote:

Just re reading " I was Roy Orbison,s choreographer" by N. Ever Moveamuscle, which is a great read as it,s only one blank page.

With a voice like that he didn need to move a bloody muscle,seven octaves was his range,wattaguy.Luv him.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:31 PM CST

seeya

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:29 PM CST

gongman wrote:

I am the Gongman.......

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:23 PM CST

gongman wrote:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

GooGooajoob I am the eggman

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:22 PM CST

Just re reading " I was Roy Orbison,s choreographer" by N. Ever Moveamuscle, which is a great read as it,s only one blank page.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 3:10 PM CST

Many years ago as a freelance writer (of quite some repute,ahem)I was given the job of writing a brochure for a motorshow. I decided to write a series of articles on road safety. Now one of the great things about that career was I had a lot of latitude to do pretty much what I liked. So, having decided on the theme I got in touch with regional police for help. It was great cause I got to spend a day on a police training skidpan as well as a day on the motorway with a motorway bobby. One of my most abiding memories is of sitting in a Range Rover with flashing blue lights and hearing the driver next to me say (with reference to a chocabloc road ahead) " Wanna see me move this lot to one side "? We did well in excess of a ton in the outside lane an you aint never seen cars ahead get out of your way so bloody quick. Whatever, one day I went to see a chief inspector at a big headquarters. I stopped at the security barrier and told the policeman on duty who I had come to see. He looked at me and said
" Do you know who you are"?

I said " yes of course I do" and gave my name. He then went bright red and said " Sorry, I meant, does he know who you are?"

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:55 PM CST

yes indeed, a very big black hole

Fair play to you Smokes, was a bit close to the bone astwer. As for this being a dating sight

I,m sure left to your good taste and eminent judgement of character you will indeed find me miss right. Long as her first name isn,t Always.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:51 PM CST

phoenix wrote:

So who's Wendy when she's at home

Enjoy the your time with your son. And see you in a month or so..

cheers Phoenix.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:50 PM CST

smoky wrote:

Now you tell us! After we gone to all that trouble digging that huge hole under us and France! .. and inventing a Black Hole, when all this time you had one yourself! See what comes of not sharing what you got, huh? You could have sold her to the CCE or the GCO or whatever its called and made some real money! So dont come crying poverty ...... you just didnt realise what a gold-mine you had!

oh yeah, proper lil gold mine I had, trouble was every jackass gold digger in town donned a Davy lamp and went mining. Mind they disappeared soon after. As Lago once said,dicks do have a nasty habit of disappearing when things get slippery.

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:46 PM CST

kidatheart wrote:

Funny, I've never really needed any other excuse than I just want to. Hi Smoky

Hey Kidda, that,s one of the most bang on human insights ever, no really. It is THE only real justification for doing anything you know you shouldn,t.

About this time of night ladies and gentlemen I don,t know about you, but I like do like to move a petrie dish around a little, in or out of an autoclave which clearly says " Do not move".

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:40 PM CST

smoky wrote:

Oh no, now you sounding like those KNow-It-All Professors who tried to instill hope in my son who tried to instil their hope in me and me instill their hope in my grandchildren!.. who wont have a hope in hell of instilling into Anybody if something goes wrong.......

Since when does something have to come OUT of a Black Hole? Isnt that the idea behind a Black Hole in the first place?... it just gobbles up everything going into it!

Oh well ... who realy cares anyway .... Life is Life....

This sounds like my second missus

she gobbles everything, maybe the Swiss can use her

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Elley
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Posted: Sep 9, 2008, 2:38 PM CST

smoky wrote:

Thanks for telling us Elley - Have lots of fun and relaxation! If I see your Enuit or mermaid ex, or Pamela, I`ll make sure to tell them not to bother you just now, okay?

Fine, but if its Wendy the Whip who,s looking me,bring it on,son or no son. Just love a good beating

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Elley
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