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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 8:07 PM CST

epicure wrote:

test

testesteron

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 8:07 PM CST

epicure wrote:

nest

test

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 8:01 PM CST

I can vote only in the coming municipality elections in 4-5 months time.

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 7:55 PM CST

Two blondies visit the zoo.They especially wanne see the monkeys but none of them are around.They ask the security guard where the monkey are and he replies : It's their mating season.

Would they come out if we gave them bananas? asks one of the blondies

Would you.... answers the security guard.

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Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 7:48 PM CST

CjTenorSax wrote:

Smokescreen

nest

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 7:45 PM CST

pardon! last word was energy

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 7:39 PM CST

awesome-----> erection

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 7:37 PM CST

I'm lonely in crowds and much more crowded when I'm alone.

The more you rest,the more you get tired

Please write your the more............;the less............. statements.

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:54 PM CST

venere08 wrote:

Oh, I know that. Just kidding with you,lol

I want bananas and nuts as salary from now on.

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Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:53 PM CST

katiecharlyn wrote:

helloooo peeps how's everyone tonite???

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:52 PM CST

It's announced on the radio that one stupid driver is driving in the opposite direction

One stupid driver? says the man

One?

All of them are driving in the opposite direction.

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epicure
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Posted: Yesterday, 5:44 PM CST

venere08 wrote:

Hang on,

Now depends on what monkey business you get up to with your students!!!

immitating to teach some words xxxxxxxxx Is the pict getting clear?

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:38 PM CST

epicure wrote:

I give him the daily monkey businesses I myself have to do He can entertain my students instead of me.

no vivid picture please

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epicure
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Posted: Yesterday, 5:35 PM CST

venere08 wrote:

These little primates work two- hour shifts and perform duties such as hand out hot towels to customers in an eating establishment.

The proprietors say they perform better than humans!!!

Hmmm. Question:

If you had your own little primate friend, what 'monkey business' would you train it to do???

I give him the daily monkey businesses I myself have to do He can entertain my students instead of me.

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Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:30 PM CST

RillyNiceGuy wrote:

Now guys! If a topless big chested woman comes bouncing your way would you rilly remember what you were doing! See! With the stock of sillycone we have,we could take over the world.

what if the enemies' women take of more?

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Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:25 PM CST

druidess6308 wrote:

yikes!

sexyyyyyy

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:25 PM CST

Dknew wrote:

Kinky

yelp

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:22 PM CST

druidess6308 wrote:

crunk

(ps, don't ask me what it means...it's some new slang term I've seen)

if I can't learn the meaning I'll crack into two

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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:20 PM CST

druidess6308 wrote:

Sorry...I forgot to get creative and try to think of one that didn't end with an e...we've got to be running out of "e" words by now.

cinemeeeeee

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Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey

Posted: Yesterday, 5:17 PM CST

CHIP398 wrote:

We'll you people said it would take time but I'm finally getting some answers to my profile.While some of you would say great the only problem I'm haveing is the ladies are to young.The youngfest lady from thePhillipines is 18,then Ihad a lovely young lady in a wt t shirt .She was nice but to young .Ihave patience but this is getting crazy.You all say have patience thye right one will come but when.Am I that ugly or got kooies or something?

You can orient the young ones towards me and I their moms to you

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