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lol, very very good, that one put a smile on my face hahaha

it can be made up as well, or use one that is already been done, for instance batman.

i would have to say for myself, the Muffin Man. my power is my explosive muffins lol.

I've had a recurring dream since I was a kid.. I walk in to a room and there's a load of people laying on their bellies whilst being karate chopped by Ninjas, when they are karate chopped they are sick.. Always ends as they grab me..

Completely genuine.

Get some dental work, learn to gag a bit... Lose the wig...

Hi Esperella, thank you for replying to me. I was a bit worried I'd get a load of abuse for what I wrote! So I'm glad that the first message at least was a nice one. :)

That's great that you've found the man for you, I'm very pleased for you. :) Also the friend you told me about - That is great that someone who felt like he did about himself, has managed to find someone.

I try not to give up Esperella, but it is very tough at times and I do often feel like I'll never find anyone. I have had a few girlfriends in the past but the last was long ago, and my life has changed a lot since those days. So many times, I'm either messed around and teased by a woman or I just spend months searching and get nowhere.

I do have this vision of the perfect woman, but it's more like a dream that will never come true. It isn't what most people would think of as the perfect woman though, but just someone who's perfect in MY eyes. Although I'm a big guy and I actually like big girls, this vision I have is of a slim woman, with a big smile on her face, walking along the sea front with me holding my hand, really in love with me and making it obvious she is. It's someone who feels the same as I do about drinking, smoking and other things. Someone who would rather spend an evening with me under the stars or an hour watching the sunset, then cuddling up with me on the sofa. There is more to these thoughts I have that I can't easily put into words. Oddly though, the sort of person I'm thinking of is someone very 'simple' (I don't mean stupid) who isn't really into technology like I am, so probably wouldn't even use the Internet much so wouldn't know about websites such as this! So maybe I need to look elsewhere - But where? I'm not a 'going out' type of guy, and even if I was, I can't afford to and there isn't much around where I live apart from the odd pub.

Anyway, I've gone on enough and am probably making a bit of a fool out of myself! Thanks again for your kind reply Esperella. Enjoy the rest of your day,
Geoff.

Esperella, thats a harrowing story, especially
for someone so young at the time.
You did try though, you put your own life in
danger, i salute your courage.
It is, as you said impossible to put behind
you as every now and again for some reason
it comes back to haunt you.

I dont mean as part of your job,
doctor, nurse or such.

I mean have ever found yourself looking
into the eyes of someone who needs you
to save thier life?

Did you succeed?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's infedility.

There's surely married individuals here, but they've kept their secret thus far.

What makes people do that sort of thing?

If you aren't happy in your relationship...get out....it's simple.

WTF? Makes me sick.

I agree about making jokes about her disability.
That's just

Paul will not even notice this amount of money gone from his bank accounts.
You have to put it into perspective.
He is mega loaded, and apparently mean with his money too.
His daughter has to be looked after, and she should have the same
status as his other children.
Whether the marriage was a mistake on his part is something he will have to live with and pay for.

The old saying comes to mind,
There is no fool like an old fool.
I have no pity for him, he should have given her this amount of money without dragging it through the courts.

LONDON, England (CNN) -- Heather Mills, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, was granted nearly 25 million pounds ($50 million) in her divorce proceedings with the former Beatle, she said Monday.

Mills said she will not appeal the award , but she will appeal the publication of the hearing transcript, which she said McCartney has asked for.

In an 11-minute statement to reporters outside the High Court after the verdict, Mills said she was pleased that the bitter divorce hearings had ended.

"I'm so glad it's over and it was an incredible result, in the end, to secure my and my daughter's future, and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping ," said Mills, dressed in a khaki, green and blue suit with a bright red shirt.

Mills has established a career as a campaigner and charity worker since losing a leg in a road accident in 1993. Watch Mills react to the decision »

Judge Hugh Bennett awarded Mills, who represented herself, 23.7 million pounds ($47.4 million). She said McCartney had proposed 15.8 million pounds ($31.6 million). Read the court's statement

The judgment included 35,000 pounds ($70,000) a year for the couple's 4-year-old daughter, Beatrice. Mills said she was unhappy with that amount because it isn't enough for school tuition, private security, or first-class airfare.
"He likes her to fly five times a year on holiday," Mills said of McCartney. "It's 17,000 (pounds) for two people return (round-trip) first class, so that's obviously not meant to happen for her anymore. It's very sad."

Mills said she would appeal to stop the publication of the entire judgment because it contains private details about Beatrice and she doesn't want them released. The judge has granted permission for the litigants to speak publicly, she said.

McCartney did not speak to reporters after the verdict.Soooooo....$70,000 per year for their 4-year old daughter won't cover the first class travel (quote: "It's very sad")

And...the money is securing her future (and her daughter's) AND ALL THE CHARITIES THAT SHE OBVIOUSLY PLANS ON HELPING!!!

Jeeezzzz....why on earth should McCartney be forced to support the charities that she PLANS on helping?? And if the 70 grand per year won't cover the first class travel, etc., why on earth doesn't she...

Oh, hell, never mind....I'm working up a rage.
Let's hear it, folks....do you think she's entitled to this award?

ok, per part 1 I ended the date early and told her it just wouldn't work.

now I have a crazy STALKER! She just made another suprise visit only this time she was dressed only in a coat. I answered the door to see her holding the coat open and asking to come in. she calls as many as 15 times a day. and keeps insisting she and I could be great together.

so now what do I do. this is a first for me.

My poor wee dawg. It had a very small litter - Her first.
Unfortunately the second girl never made it out in time and was stillborn. She looked so peaceful.
And more tragedy. The baby boy is fine but the wee girl who is now 3 weeks old can't see properly.
I think she will be blind.
I'm facing that heartbreaking trip to the Vets.

Soul for sale, One careful owner, very few sins,
nothing a little bleach and elbow grease
will remove, and of course if sold to certain
people I hear that they have High Priests that
merely whisper some incantations and all is removed,

Cash, All Major Credit cards, papal, may consider old soul as trade in.

Come on now people I want to hear bids, who is the first?

Yes why are our soldiers in AFGANISTAN.

are they there at the bequest of the UNITED STATES