Posted: Jun 16, 2007, 12:17 PM CST
This one was told to me by my son. I'll have to have a little chat with him!!!!
There is a dad talking to his son. He says that there are some important business men coming over, so you have to be on your best behaviour. The little boy says "ok". The father runs up stairs to get ready. The little boy goes to his sisters room where she is combing her hair,and she yells "Ah! Crap". The little boy says,"What does crap mean?" She says,"Um! it means brushing your hair" He goes "ok". Then he walks to the bathroom where his father is getting ready. The father says," Ah! Sh**" The little boy says, "What does Sh** mean?" The father says, "It means shaving." The little boy says "ok".Then he walks to the kitchen where his mom is carving the turkey. She yells,"Ah! F***". He asks "What does F*** mean?". She says," It means carving the turkey". Just then the door bell rings. The little boy goes and answers the door. It is the three business men.One business man says"Hello little boy is your father here?" the little boy answers," He's in the bathroom getting ready". Then the business man says, "Is there any one I can talk to?" the little boy answers,"Ok, My sisters in her room combing crap out of her hair, My dad's in the bathroom wiping S*** off his face, and my mom's in the kitchen F***ing the turkey."
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