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until the carnage is over how can we honestly count the lives saved...

Those that have left the region and have been relocated to other nations yeah they can be counted.

but to spare ones life for one day, week, or year does not count as a life being saved.

we merely are postponing their demise.


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Hell, I have hard enough time believing in Heterosexual marriages.

Next Question will be, "Can Bestiality or Incestuous relationships bring happiness or fulfillment?"


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too many other countries are involved "over there".
granted US has more troops but any soldiers life sacrificed for the procurement of wealth and riches is wrong.

Bring all soldiers home, next time they ask, make them beg/reimburse each country for each soldiers life that is lost.

every country that desires to be free of any type of tyranny, should be informed up front Its GONNA COST YOU.




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I do not see it that way, many here would never ever consider "putting out/in" for hire...

however, being proposition out the the blue... and it being valid and a real proposition, such as is being discussed....

Yeah, many would give it more thought than is being portrayed here in the thread.

Now if asked to Kill someone for the same amount of cash...there would be less willingly to do it.... maybe, maybe not.


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sometimes when the cash is in hand.
we can withstand great torment


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Honesty is so refreshing to see


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below is a story of what to expect if you are "blessed" with a gift like this.


For Christmas , my wife (the dear) purchased a week of private lessons at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape from playing on a softball team. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Tawny who identified herself as a 26-year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

The club encouraged me to keep a diary of my progress.

MONDAY Started my day at 6 AM. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Tawny waiting for me. (She is a goddess with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling smile. ) Tawny gave me a tour and showed me the machines. After five minutes on the treadmill she was alarmed that my pulse was so fast. I attributed it to standing next to her in her outfit. (I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my own workout.) Tawny was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

TUESDAY I drank a whole pot of coffee, but finally made it out of the door. Tawny made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air...then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made it the full mile. Tawny's rewarding smile made it all worth while. I feel GREAT!! Its a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Geo in the club lot. Tawny was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered the other club members. (Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning, and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is very annoying) My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Tawny put me on the stair monster. (Why in HELL would someone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators) Tawny told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too.

THURSDAY Tawny was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. ( I couldn't help being half hour late. It took me that long for me to tie my goddamn shoes.) Tawny took me to work with dumbbells. When she was not looking I ran and hid in the men's room. She sent Lars to find me, then as punishment, put me on the rowing machine, which I sank.

FRIDAY I hate Tawny more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. (Stupid, skinny, anaemic little cheer-leader wanna-be) If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain I would beat her with it. Tawny wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps. And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me goddamned barbells or anything that is heavier than a sandwich. (Which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude) The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and PE teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY Tawny left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength even to use the TV remote and ended up watching eleven straight hours of the son of a bitching weather channel.

SUNDAY I'm having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank God that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my wife will choose a gift for me that is fun....like a root canal or vasectomy.


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Reindeer
According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and Game,

both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year.

male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers 'till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.

It's so obvious...
Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and NOT GET LOST.


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Have you been banned from CS?

thought it said US...nevermind


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Are you ready for a long-term relationship?

For me...depends who you ask.

Personally, it depends who asking.


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i've economized, only go to bars and pubs that have $1.00 specials.

and those fast food 1.00 menus
items are becoming more frequent.


as for the lap dances... never could afford those anyways


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I also think that this might be a reason many cannot commit to another who has children... because they are not so selfish as to punish or adversely affect another persons child.

then again I seen people marry because they fell in love with the child and just enjoyed the parent.


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being married several times in your childs life can affect them adversely.


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such a fifties kinda statement


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sex for money....
would I be able to enjoy the sex

or

Would it be one of those encounters that was a chore?

and/or

Would it be money as in "cash" or a movie and dinner?

and

Would i have to be seen with her in public?

and

Would foreplay be mandatory?

the answer to these questions would have a bearing on my honest response.

as you can this I did give this question some thought.


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I may be a cynic
appears most these "high profile" type musicians,rock stars, celebrities, use marriage as a tool/device.

anything to attract attention to themselves... publicity and PR
tools.


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thank you for updating and improving the joke...
help like that is always appreciated


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1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or Fasle

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False


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then theres this one to consider...

Age and Womanhood



1. Between the ages of 13 and 18,
she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35,
she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45,
she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly
beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56,
she is like Europe, exhausted but still
has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia,
everybody knows it's down there,
but who gives a damn?


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which "over 40 Barbie" do you think she is?


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