Posted: Nov 3, 2008, 12:23 PM CST
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> > A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
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> > He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
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> > So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
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> > He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.
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> > The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
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> > He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
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> > Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
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> > Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
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> > The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
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> > 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.
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