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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 21, 2008, 1:08 PM CST
No alcohol so passion fruit and lemonade for me.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 21, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
You are very welcome. I wish the mods would let us put our birthdates in with the profiles so we could send the cards ON the persons b'day.

I try to go thru the b'day list every 2-3 days, but it is so time consuming. It would be so much easier if we had the date in the profile.


Birthday only tomorrow, but thanks anyway...

xx


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 21, 2008, 12:42 PM CST
Sums up everything I hate as well... Thanks for the Birthday wishes Scottishlass





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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 21, 2008, 12:38 PM CST
Happy birthday, may there be lots more.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Ernie Els's erection


Hi ,he is South African, we don't get erections round here.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 3:12 PM CST
Saving Ryan's privates

When Harry Wet Sally

Titanic Mechanic

About Mary's something.......









Ok, ok, different game


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
I love intelligent conversations, that why I enjoy talking to myself. Problem only starts when you start answering yourself.
























Suck being alone, but such is life, for now anyway.........



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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 2:29 PM CST
Friksmal wrote:
Where do one see CS birthday list? Thanks for your message.


Addressed to scottishlash


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 2:27 PM CST

Where do one see CS birthday list? Thanks for your message.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 11:18 AM CST
I have so many friends, you can have a few of mine.





I wish..........





Welcome and have fun.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 11:03 AM CST
Friksmal wrote:
Huge success, stop piddling in my parts yesterday.


Ok, pants


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 11:02 AM CST
Huge success, stop piddling in my parts yesterday.


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 1:25 AM CST
If you want a mean type of guy, I am out. No tattoos, piercing, drinking alcohol or foul language.........















If you want a witty, comical, straight forward "bad guy", Me, Me, Me


devil devil devil


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:01 PM CST

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years, "he replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"











He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.......


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 6:15 PM CST
Today (18 January) 12 years ago Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce from Michael Jackson citing irreconcilable differences.



























He wanted kids and she babies.


frustrated


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 6:05 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
aahhmmm not so much, but would shake your or something..


I think so


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Thats why you all wear thongs, just enough to hold it eh


Don't want to brag, hear the Americans talk of 7 inches.


If I lose that much (even still having enough), I will cry my eyes out.










Frik getting tierd now, start talking crap............


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
cathy61 wrote:
sure you are mighty hot too!


Thanks

Did not realize how easy it is to get a compliment round here


super


Frik off to start I love myself thread..........


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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:02 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Honey thats why the kilt is at the knees not the ankles


In Africa we do not wear kilts

















Free Willy drinking


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