Posted: Jan 15, 2007, 5:23 AM CST
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I'm boored and doing some laundry..
Here is some facts from me to all of you out there:
Swedes have a tendancy to wear "viking helmets" at icehockey matches.. Hmm, Swedish vikings where FARMERS, the cool ones are the Danish or Norwegians.. (Ooops, this could take me to courtmarshal.. )
Sweden and Switzerland are NOT the same. Switzerlands main exports are, kookoo clocks and chocolate.. Swedens main exports are IKEA and ABBA..
In Sweden not all girls walk around dressed as "swedish bikini team", That's actually in Norway! ;)
Sweden has not been engaged in war for over 300 years, yes we where chickens during WW2 but for gods sake, the Vikings left for America 1000 years ago and left us all alone, defenseless!
In Sweden most peoples applause the global warming, we could need some degrees warmer!
We use larger icehockey rinks than the NHL does, We need the space, are big folks you know..
In Sweden, we must buy our alcohol from special shops, called "systembolaget".. ( Or moonshine from you next door neighbours cellar..)
When we spent millions of $ to built our own superspecial warplane, it crasched pretty early during his flight over our capital..
Stockholm truly is an beautiful capital, we don't have to mention that we stoled much of the arcitecture from the french, we left the frog eating to them...
Sweden has had quite a stable economic structure since 1945.. Hmm i wonder why, 85% of Europe's industry bombed to bits, but not ours..
In sports we often competes with our friends the Norwegians, they come to us and tries to take our women and we do the same to them..
In Sweden, winter always comes as a shock to everyone, what the ***** it's snowing again.. ( It does that every year, stupid...) And once again all trains and buses are standing still...
That's what i had to tell you about my country, what about yours?
In England there are 3 fashion statments:
1. Chavs – Yobs generally wearing Burberry Clothing.
2. Council estate – Yobs generally wearing Shell suits
3. Ordinary – Ordinary people wearing ordinary clothing.
Oh and for football matches- Yobs wearing no tops in freezing rain.
England and Scotland are NOT the same. Scotland’s main export is Whisky, England’s main export is Yobs.
In England not all the girls walk round dressed as the “Swedish Bikini Tam”, that’s actually in our dreams.
England is continuously engaged in war, but successive governments have left us defenceless.
In England most people think Global warming is a quilt cover.
We don’t use ice-hockey rinks
In England we buy our alcohol from special shops (in France).
When we spent millions of £ to build our own super special warplane (along with some European counterparts, Typhoon) by the time it was finished it didn’t have a role.
London is also a beautiful capital, very cosmopolitan and rumour has it that there are also some English people living there.
The only stable economy England has is at the Racecourse.
In sports we often……………………………….LOSE
In England, winter always comes as a shock to everyone, what the ***** it's snowing again.. ( It does that every year, stupid...) And once again all trains and buses are standing still...
All these are views meant for a laugh and if I have offended anyone TOUGH
KK
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