Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 1:33 AM CST
Funny WW but not worth 3 encores
As for radio from the breasts:- Does that mean breast fed babies will either be news readers or singers???--
Now mine:-
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask
you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm
an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to
do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
KK
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