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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 1:42 PM CST
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Come on Cyba, dont let these women take over the bar.

We will all be having aftrnoon tiffin and Pimms (although I do like a good pimms).

Befor you know it they will make all the men sit in the snug bar and have no access to the main fun area. As for the decor lets get it back to low cost maintainance (sawdust on the floor and the only seating are 4 bar stools)

Come on chaps dont let them destroy our only sanctuary.

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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 9:13 AM CST
Evolution........and my e's ar still not working.

F

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 9:10 AM CST
Gee thanks Freeze, I only wish it were true, however your only as old as you feel........apparently.

Yes it is most definately me in the shot..............and WW only 2 days to go..then downhill again.

here's to you here's to you here's to you here's to you

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 2:58 AM CST
Just my body.

My soul is as pure as the driven snow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angel angel angel angel angel

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 1:33 AM CST
Funny WW but not worth 3 encores grin grin

As for radio from the breasts:- Does that mean breast fed babies will either be news readers or singers???--rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Now mine:-

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask
you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm
an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to
do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."




yay yay

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2007, 1:26 AM CST
Sorry not been in for a while, but after a rather boozy festive season Im TT till Tuesday next week.

Then however we can party, providing of course the bar has cleand its act up.


grin grin grin

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 13, 2007, 6:26 AM CST
Just lik Jan I had a tat early in my late life (figure it out) when I was 50, to be exact,

And being from Yorkshire it as a White Rose on my right butt cheek.

As for peircings youd have to stick a needle in me first.


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 13, 2007, 6:21 AM CST
WW I will be there, how many more times do you need me to say it?

Jan maybe if there is a bunch from Spain we could all travel together. (Just a thought it may make it a tad cheaper)

dunno dunno dunno dunno

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 13, 2007, 6:18 AM CST
Good question WW?????????????????????


Let me know when you have the answer, then maybe I will grow up.grin


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 13, 2007, 6:14 AM CST
Jan

You must be an insomniac. As much as I like to party, I just cant imagine the forum as being the same as a lively party at 1.30 in the morning.
And anyway I will probabley be on the wrong side of a bottle of red at that time and would probably type rubish (I know, whats diffrent to my normal diatribe?)


wine wine wine wine

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 13, 2007, 6:09 AM CST
Many Thanks to you all.

Now I will have a quick look through the rest of the forum and see what Ive been missing.


KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 11, 2007, 9:25 AM CST
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL, I HOPE 2007 BRINGS ALL OF YOU HAPPINESS

Sorry for prolonged absence but decided to go the whole hog over the festive season.

Xmas with the girls and 10 days over New Year in some remote castle in Scotland, with a party of friends.

Bl**dy Great.

Busy at moment catching up on my e-mails and some long forgotten work, but beware I will return with more impish fun and games.

KK

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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 14, 2006, 7:46 AM CST
In response to:
Millitary Marines
Ah but what Nationality?

wave

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 13, 2006, 2:01 PM CST
I would change my shorts


Im still cracking Smoky.

grin grin

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 13, 2006, 1:59 PM CST
"Right what are you getting me for breakfast?"


In my dreams.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 12, 2006, 5:21 AM CST
You must all like RABBIT thats all you seem to do all day...

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Im still cracking up.

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 11, 2006, 5:12 AM CST
Unless Wedy comes back we may have to change the venue!!!!




wink help wink help

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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 10, 2006, 3:12 PM CST
In response to:
I'm completely tone deaf. Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket if my life depended on it.

In the other arena, haven't had any major complaints yet
Just lik me I'm tone deaf so the Sex is mediocre.

But I'm a mean dancer.



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Oh I still crack myself up.

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 10, 2006, 2:55 PM CST
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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Dec 10, 2006, 2:53 PM CST
All right all right......

Whats been happening over the weekend. I spend a couple of days away and the bar is going to POT.......rolling on the floor laughing

First you lot lose WW, then Belushi goes awol. Is there something sinister going on????

Only got 5 days left befor return to UK for Xmas break. So will have to make the most of the time I have left. I have decided to throw the mother of all parties so if Cyba will allow.
THE DRINKS ARE ON ME,

Order what you want.

Who can come up with the most exotic cocktail??


devil innocent devil innocent devil

KK


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