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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Nov 22, 2007, 1:55 PM CST
Hi Jade,

Im new to the UK forum (was on Spanish on for a while when I lived there).

Now back in UK looking for the same sort of banter and fun and hoping to meet
some like munded people.

Thats if you dont mind an oldie putting in his opinions

All the best to everyone

KK head banger head banger


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 3:16 PM CST
The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"

laugh laugh laugh

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 3:09 PM CST
In response to:
what is going on here?, these are supposed to be 10 letter words, back to p
Pythagorus


Is that ok

Next 10 lettrs begin with Q

devil devil devil

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 3:05 PM CST
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naughty but u asked for this and u know the answere ....it is a well known fact that i play music and paint naked in the bath then i can have a shower and im clean again happ now your wicked have a j/f
WW is your favorite painting "still life" or the human body?

confused confused

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 3:02 PM CST
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evening all Sorry drank all 12.however the story of the old people moved me so much, we have had a whip round and bought your village a shovel.Also maybe Bequu will lend you his horse to pull the plough..Got a postcard from Cyba today from Zanzibar.all is well and as soon as his escape tunnel is complete he will be back..Beers all round
Hic.........cheers.

cheers cheers cheers cheers

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 2:56 PM CST
The Ideal Woman is the one I am with.......

Well in my eyes at least....

angel devil angel devil angel

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2007, 1:59 PM CST
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Oh no, you not catching me out on THAT one!! I had no mother, no father, no sister and no brother.... my sanity is all I got.

Wots yours?
Joining the CS site...................

Well my second childhood in reality..

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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:47 PM CST
"Wake me up before you go go"......Wham

OOPS wrong thread it should have been on
"The worst thing to say after sex" thread.

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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:42 PM CST
In response to:
well, if there is a stripper there, I rather don't take anyone with me
shall I bring some alcohol?
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:40 PM CST
You stand a chance of finding a person.

If they are "right" is upto you and that person

IMHO

professor cool professor cool

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:35 PM CST
Smokey

Whats the earlist recollection from your childhood?

angel angel

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:31 PM CST
Im back!! Have I missed all the fun.

Welcome back Beech, maybe we will get some sanity back in the bar now!!


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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 29, 2007, 1:28 PM CST
Good to see another joke thread starting up.
Can I join in?

The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied,
"I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
She looked down at his shoes and said:
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"


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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 24, 2007, 5:46 AM CST
Thanks for the answer on HD Smokey, I now know what you is talking about.

Will be away for a couple of days (back to UK, accountants and lawyers and crap). So keep the bar running and no wrecking it like the last time I was away

By the way have you seen that that cheeky sod Yammi has taken up my position as a naked entertainer for the ladies (lol) on the virtual party thread. Looks like Im out of work with the younger generation taking over. Still it was time to hang up my thong (oh what a horrible thought)

TTFN

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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 24, 2007, 3:03 AM CST
In response to:
Beauty may be found in every race but we all have our preferences, it's natural.

As a woman who has travelled extensively I've seen beauty in each country I have visited but I don't believe anywhere has a monopoly on beautiful women!
If there was a country that had a monoploy.....

I would be living there!!

grin grin grin grin

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 1:31 PM CST
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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 1:29 PM CST
In response to:
hi kk now i fully quallified on nothing except bullshit first class i suggest you take the lady a nice gift like flowers and a pkt of cornflakes this may give the lady a gentle hint that u would like to stay for breakfast
I cant afford the bus fare let alone flowers and cornflakes!!

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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 1:25 PM CST
Freeze, thats a belter i've just picked myself off the floor

rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every
buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman
appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those
buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter
for your popcorn for the rest of your life..... Better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... As a matter
of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
life!!!!!

Then POOF!.....she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, FRED; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"


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KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 1:20 PM CST
In response to:
Hey a friendly face, come and join me. You want beer or a martini?
Maybe someone will stop by later.
Im here...but tell me who HD ishere's to you wine

KK


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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 5:25 AM CST
Leave it to me ladies I will go out for all of you.

devil angel devil angel devil angel

KK


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