Posted: May 13, 2008, 2:39 AM CST
Only the Irish can really tell jokes about themselves !.
Job interview for a station master in Ireland:
Station Master: "Well Mick, I've just a few last questions for you. If a track was broken and a train was approaching, what would you do ?"
Mick: "I'd pull that lever, Sir, and that would make a red signal to stop the train."
Station Master: "But, Mick, what if the lever broke in your hand, what would you do then ?"
Mick: "I'd run over to the tower and radio the train driver, Sir, I would"
Station Master: "But what if the radio was broken, what would you do then ?"
Mick: "I'd ring my Uncle who lives over the road, Sir, I would".
Station Master: "Why ring your Uncle?"
Mick: "Cause he's never seen a train crash !"
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