Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So eventually
the doctor refers him to an old Gypsy medicine woman.
The medicine woman says, 'I can help you.'
That said, she throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
She collects the ash, then she says, 'This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!
'The guy then asks, 'What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?'
The medicine woman replies: 'All you or your partner have to say is '1234', and it will go down.
But be warned - it will not work again for another year!
'Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.That night he is ready to surprise
Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and
lying next to her says, '123.
'He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life just as the medicine woman had
promised.
Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, 'What did you say 123 for?
'And that, my friends, is why you should never end a sentence with a preposition.
~fay~
Why should you never end a sentence with a preposition !!!: click here to read the entire thread »