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This is a bit late and I am new on here, but I thought a true hillybilly would be of help to youun's out thar.
Have ya eva been out in them thar wouds fightin far with a toe sack wet in da crick all the while watchin fur them datdurn rattlers fum up in de lefs befo day burnt. Somebody saad da reason fur the burn wus to keel offin dem ticks affor day gots too tick and cobered everone with them datdurn seedin's. Fightin far is hot and gets a mite ronchy cus nobody uses durodurent and we etes lots a garlic and porkfried in lard.
say this fast three times....who dat say dat who dat when I say dat who dat.
I saw a saw in Arkansas...purtiest saw I evea saw.. if you see dat saw I saw in Arkansas show me whur you saw dat saw in Arkansas dat I saw....now dat is a pure redneck poem...purty huh?
Weuns ain't got narie a warsh tub, so weuns head to da riber to warsh aur duds once a yar, but it has to be summer to does dat. When da weeds git tall weuns sling dem, and if youns cum by to sup wiff usins be ready ta ete beans fursur, and maybe a fried tator. Anythang green is fur da milch cows yaknow. Weuns churn butter, and hang da clabber frum da milch ober da clothes line to drip. yum, cottage chaze to be fixed wif sugar and cream. I could go on, but youns get da idee. This lingo comes from back in the hills of Arkansas back in the fifites. I miss it, and I still say, that I am fixin to do something. Can't take the country all the way out of a girl. Still go barefoot most of the time, but I do wear shoes to town now.


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I have been on here a short time. I will jump in here. First ,I am one of those people that has a small picture, cause that is all I had on hand, and I should have put pink paper behind it
Now for the reason I write. Would anyone like to be adopted.? I have 12 children, not bragging , but, love them all and they all Love me. I gave up my all for them, I taught them to work, and play. In that order. I do not believe in spanking as I don't want the same. My youngest son told me this week that I am the reason he is going on the help people on earth.(is a Cna and training to be a firefighter/paramedic) I helped mom raise her twelve, I had my brothers four for 7 years, and have been a single parent mom for almost 20 years to protect my children. I worked in the schools with special needs kids for five years.Kids all grown now.They have been my life, no brag, just fact. I can tell you why you were born, and it really has nothing to do with your mom and dad. They are just the means to an end, so look past them to what you need to do with you. I am impressed with you young kids and the way you think about "STUFF" that happens to you in your life. You take the positive route and, as I call it look for the golden nugget in everything, most of the time. That is enough for now, you all have a great day, and I will look forward to reading what you have to say. In Christ, Gentlefire12


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