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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 11:17 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
ahhhhh Leo, promises, promises....


I promise.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
You´ve done it again Leo!!! Love it! .... and you, are you good?


"Am I good", ? You'll have to try me.


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gentlepaws
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Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 11:10 PM CST



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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:58 PM CST

No lo entiendo.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 18, 2008, 9:55 PM CST
russianwarrior wrote:
fox news fair and balanced. according to who.


In reality, Bush's propaganda machine.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:27 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
Nothing is safe to eat at this point.


Broccoli has no sexual value at all, but then it tastes terrible.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
hey, would you like some butter on your bisquit?.....NO THANKS


Nothing is safe to eat at this point.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:20 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
not me, because were goin in the shitt*r i don't care...you know why...CUZ I DON"T geeeez every other thread is freakin palin this mcain that bush this, america sucks, so does canada, so does ireland, and australia, and whoever else land....blah blah blah....im still going to sleep at night knowin i can watch porn and masterbate....


Bottom line; you're right.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:17 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
I could say something about cream, but I won't....



We all know about that one.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:15 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
damn, paws....i'll never eat liver again.... i can hear it now....y9our over someones house and they offer you some liver and you say....''no thanks, i've had it''


Like your humour. Thanks.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:14 PM CST
When I was hitting puberty, an older friend suggested that I put some Vaseline on the rim of a milk bottle and f**k it. I followed his instructions.....it slid in perfectly, but as I became aroused, I could not withdraw. I panicked. I thought that I would be permantly attached to the milk bottle.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:05 PM CST
Then there's always the raw liver in a baseball glove. Crude, I know. Never tried it, but know people who swear by it.


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gentlepaws
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Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 10:01 PM CST
In all honesty, I've had my fair share. I believe that I can cruise on through taking matters into my own hands now and then.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:57 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
that, im afraid, would only make matters worse ....


I hear you.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:56 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Rentings good. Then you don't have to feed them...


Hopefully they will feed on you.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:53 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
damn....i was gonna check this out for some vicarious satisfaction....and this is what i get


Well, ask nicely and maybe one of the so many beauties here can send you an exotic e-mail.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Can you buy hookers in canada??? Cuz paws....im so going to canada..lo,l..


No, you can't buy hookers, you can only rent them.


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:42 PM CST
Should there be a pill for geezers (Me) that takes away the desire for sex ? It would make things a lot easier. I see these beautiful women all over the place.....and know that there's nothing I can do about it. I miss sex. My libido is alive and healthy, but I'm 62 and most women are just not interested. Memories aren't enough.


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gentlepaws
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Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
I decided to go to an auto parts store to see if I could get a pair of wiper blades FOR my 86 Volkswagen Golf. The clerk said, "That sounds like a fair trade".


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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 17, 2008, 9:23 PM CST
Fact. Bush created a war were non existed. People are dying.


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