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so do you own it yet, or just hopeing to get one.

Things I Learned Saturday Things I Learned Saturday,go back to monday.....

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Things I Learned Saturday:

When you have to use the bathroom, do not let the dogs precede you into the room. Bathrooms are very small rooms and only have one door.

When the dogs knock you down while they attempt to exit the bathroom, do not fall on the toilet.Toilets can explode.

Dogs vanish when toilets explode.

You can move at lightspeed when shutting off the water line to a toilet that has exploded.

Porcelain is very sharp, and cuts on the palm of the hand bleed profusely.

Dog towels are good for soaking up blood.

Dog towels are also good for soaking up water that results from exploding toilets.

Plumbers cost $150 per hour, plus travel time, plus a new toilet and hardware.

If you laugh at the plumber’s prices, he will hang up on you.

Toilets at Lowes cost about $150.

Toilets at Lowes have names like “Parfait”, “Bouquet” and “Boudoir”.

It takes two people to carry a toilet.

Toilets are not too hard to replace. Just be careful, because porcelain is sharp.

You can save about 300 bucks if you replace the toilet yourself.

Dog towels are also good for wiping up the wax ring goo from underneath exploded toilets.

Yard sales are great places to buy dog towels.

You can get a dog towel at a yard sale for about 50 cents.

Best yard sale bargain on Saturday, July 7th, 2007: 6 dog towels for 3 bucks.

Final score: Toilet=0, Plumber=0, Dogs=1, Dog Towels=6.

How was your day?
Location: Ice Queen

Does it look like all the other cars on the road now.

daylight

300 today ****Ladies Wedding Set ****Dodge Challenger

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Ladies wedding set. A ten year tested very beautiful ring set. It was proven successful for me in keeping me faithful. You will however have to find a mans ring to match considering the fact that his was faulty and allowed him to give in to adulteress activities. It has since been run over, hammered, put in a vice, crushed , and thrown off a tall bridge. As I could not do this to the father of my children I thought the faulty ring was the next best choice.

I will accept the best offer for this four stone inter-locking detailed ring. The pictures do it no justice.

He saw the cars of yesteryear.......

Bless his soul.....

George was a gas station owner in our area at one time.

So are ya gonna buy George's ghost for ol times sake?????

It's funny stuff Tom , Shelly and I have found the gold mine of the funniest Post of Craigs list , we can't stop , its too funny

You guys will crucify me...

I will help

12:00am

No charcoal either

Tom what are you talking about , no clean water, and fog in the air

Quit making this stuff up!!