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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:20 PM CST


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
> got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo
Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

What that tell you ?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell
you, Tonto?"

You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.
dunno


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
No I did it with love in my heart.....

I may have been angry but it was a symbolic gesture mainly because that was the final end to the marriage...I never regretted it for one minute either!!!!!!!!!!



thumbs up

hug


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:16 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:12 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 6:30 PM CST


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own....



devil


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:24 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
well you know how we are

i still love to see people rearranging a room full of chairs cuz they think its wrong if its different

see ya later
gotta split for a bit

\


Back to p.132, "we absolutely insist on enjoying life"..

Enjoy....wink


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:19 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I threw mine out the day found out he cheated and I kicked him out.....I also ripped up my marriage certificate......




I wonder if you were "angry"! dunno


grin



hole


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
What does one do with the wedding ring after a divorce? Keep it for the memories, or sell it?


I sold mine & partied with the money. What did you do with yours?


Why not give it back to the one that gave it to you?dunno


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:13 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
Here's another pet hate....sprouts. Especially when there soggy and make your digestive system turn into something that resembles a skunks smelly half cousin.

Why does anyone eat these things? There just put on earth to increase methane production and make you see if you will eat anything from a person your visiting who cant cook for shit and will thank them for the delicious meal.


"Sprouts" is good. Don't cook them so long and they won't be soggy..dunno


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
I think I will lie and say I am between 18 & 30...grin Even if she isn't a redhead..devil


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
That Saturday Night,a few 24 Hours ago in Nassau,after I had CRAWLED Up those Stairs to THAT School-Room.And it was a School-Room in more senses than one!


I seem to remember the same type of school room..wink


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 4:51 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
....and I sell big bridges in Arizona.


The it was you that sold the London Bridge to L.H.C.? D'oh!


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
stoopid new edition pages are different
its a travesty!!


I agree!!! "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"...professor



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HJFinAZ
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 4:48 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
screw you

i obviously know that
which is why i am sitting still
i know its me

smartass




sticking out tongue



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
lol

i knew all this

and more

shes not well liked by the media

isnt john mccain the one who was refusing to let mlk day be a holiday?

AZ was the last state on board for that


No, the "voters" in AZ objected....(At first) But the "government" employees wanted another PAID holiday so it was passed..dunno


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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 4:36 PM CST
Check out this Lady!

http://www.care.org/photos/about/board/CindyMcCain_full.jpg

Cindy McCain
Bet you would have never guessed this one! No matter your
politics. The media will never tell of this, so pass it on.

There was an article in the Wall Street Journal on Cindy McCain, John's
wife. All I ever saw was this attractive woman standing beside
John. I was surprised how talented and involved with world problems
she is. This is a summary of the article.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20080416/tv-the-view-cindy-mccain/images/b579de49-8786-4cbe-ab4c-704368a7851d.jpg

She graduated from Southern Cal and was a special-needs
teacher. She has a masters degree in special education.
After her Dad died she became involved with his beer distributing firm and
is now the chairwoman. Sales have doubled since she has taken over
from her father.

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/1213cindy1212-autosized258.jpg

They have a marriage prenuptial agreement, her assets remain
separate.
She is involved around the world clearing land mines - travels to these
countries on a detonation team and service on their board.

http://images.politico.com/global/071129_mccain_shen.jpg

They have a 19 year old serving in Iraq , another son in the Naval Academy ,
a daughter recently graduated from Columbia Univ. , an adopted daughter in
high school, and a son who is the finance guy at the beer firm.

http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/mccains.jpeg

Raised kids in Phoenix , Az rather than Washington DC. (better
atmosphere). He commuted.
http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mccain-sisters.jpg

In 1991, Mrs. McCain came across a girl in an orphanage in Bangladesh .
Mother Teresa implored Mrs. McCain to take the baby with severe cleft
palate. She did so without first telling her husband. The couple
adopted the girl who has had a dozen operations to repair her cleft palate
and other medical problems.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/ht_ecardfamily_071029_ssh.jpg

They have a Family Foundation for children's causes.


She's active with 'Halo Trust' - to clear land mines, provide water and food in
war ravaged and developing countries.
http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/04/AP080326011717.jpg

She will join an overseas mission of 'Operation Smile', a charity for
corrective surgery on children's faces
She has had two back surgeries and became addicted to pain killers.
She talks openly about it which she says is part of the recovery
process.

http://www.johnmccain.com/images/cmp-2.jpg

I'm surprised the media is so quiet about her attributes. She sounds more
capable than Hillary or Obama. We would really get two for the price
of one. A person with business and international experience.
John did work for the firm for awhile when he left the Navy. She,
however, has the real business experience. Very interesting.

http://www.johnmccain.com/images/about/pict_mccains1.jpg










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