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Posted: Dec 23, 2007, 7:31 PM CST
Thats about right for back east...I am from Nova Scotia


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Posted: Dec 23, 2007, 7:25 PM CST
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Posted: Dec 23, 2007, 7:20 PM CST
I have to agree they look just fine....kissmedeeply


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edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 7:49 PM CST
Santa’s Delivery

Slipping it slowly inside.
Just barely touching the sides.
Clinging on for dear life.
Ho,ho,ho, I miss my wife.

Beads of sweat quickly appear.
Control sliding as he had feared.
Veins start bulging out of his neck.
Should let it go , what the heck.

Using every ounce of his strength.
Must hold it back at any length.
Fingers numb and legs weak.
Lips to dry too even speak.

Arms shaking loosing his grip.
Intense pressure right at the tip.
Heart beating out of control.
Relief flooding his entire soul.

His bag gently rests in a pile.
Toys on bottom, said with a smile.
Exhausted, slips and falls on his ass.
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.




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honestyplease
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 7:48 PM CST
Santa’s Delivery

Slipping it slowly inside.
Just barely touching the sides.
Clinging on for dear life.
Ho,ho,ho, I miss my wife.

Beads of sweat quickly appear.
Control sliding as he had feared.
Veins start bulging out of his neck.
Should let it go , what the heck.

Using every ounce of his strength.
Must hold it back at any length.
Fingers numb and legs weak.
Lips to dry too even speak.

Arms shaking loosing his grip.
Intense pressure right at the tip.
Heart beating out of control.
Relief flooding his entire soul.

His bag gently rests in a pile.
Toys on bottom, said with a smile.
Exhausted, slips and falls on his ass.
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.




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edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Dec 2, 2007, 3:59 AM CST
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Posted: Nov 30, 2007, 7:09 PM CST
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Posted: Nov 25, 2007, 11:49 AM CST
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Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 10:38 AM CST
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.








ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color o f the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)


What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too.

Please post if you pass.......be honest.....


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honestyplease
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 9:24 AM CST
It's Hell to get old....


A 75-year-old Goldwing rider was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing."

"Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her righthand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in then with her teeth out, still nothing."

"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked !! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."



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honestyplease
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Nov 3, 2007, 9:22 AM CST
It's Hell to get old....


A 75-year-old Goldwing rider was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing."

"Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her righthand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in then with her teeth out, still nothing."

"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked !! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."




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edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Nov 2, 2007, 9:17 PM CST
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honestyplease
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Nov 2, 2007, 9:15 PM CST
I wish anybody who has an illness could wake up in the morning a healthy.


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