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I love to play with beachballs


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once I came home after having been out at see for about 36 hours with out sleep was a bit hungry so I made a sandwich opened a ber and was goint go nuke tha sandwich but was so tired I put the ber in the micro instead and sat down at the table and tried to drink the tomatosauce just as I saw that the beer can burst hehe


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more beer only got 8 left out of 20 from this morning will run out in 2 hours


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two old men were sitting out in the warm august sun and were talking about times past.. one say´s you know this wther and time remends me of the first time I had sex.. other say´s oohh and how was it??? It was grand, but only one thing bothered me!! hmm and what was that his friend asks well her mum stood there and watched us!!! oohh my and what did she say about this??? well she just said baaahh bbaaahhh


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IIIIIII fekkin loooove this one hahahahaha ashamed to say I did a girl like that once hahahaha


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a man was just about to enter a pub when a veeeery drunk man say´s to him ooyy mister I´ll bet you two g & t´s that I´m jesus!!!
man looks at him and says okey but if you loose I get 3 kilkenney in stead of g&t drunks says noooo ploblem!! so go ahead and proove it says the man drunk says we have to go in and to the bar!!
man walks in front of the drunk up to the bar and says okey now drunk steppes from behind him and barman see´s him and says A JESUS YOU AGAIN..


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hmmm not sure I´d want to swap with anyone I´m so perfect that the one who gets me might not want to return me hehehe


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ouch my tummy hurts to much now!!!!!


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Oh my lord thats a good one


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ooohhh my I nearly wet me self after this one was laughing so hard Thank you for this it saved my day!!!!!!!


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nahh it is warm and nice here by the end of april!! So no need to worry about the wether other than you might sunburn or get soaked in rain the same day hehe


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anybody interested in a cs get together here in iceland in july or august???


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are they real


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shes just thinking this nick of mine was maby not such a good idea!!


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was last seen looking for her bra in the bushes last friday night around 5:30 in the morning


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oohh yes I would for she would hang on to me for her dear life hehe


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hmmm maby who know´s maby I would if I was drunk enough hehe

No offcourse I would!!


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thiiis is sooooo funny I loooove this guy


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Two friends meet up for a game of golf
john was a bit late so mark whent to the tee and got ready, finally john comes and has a strange look on his face, mark gets ready and drives his shot with a bad slice into the woods about 170yards down the fairway and john says what a driver and spits, mark looks at him and thinks hmmm is he making fun of me then they go and finish the hole john tees up and drives a good drive down the 450 yard hole, mark drives to and it is like on hole one a whicked slice and again john says what a driver and spits..
the same goes on for the next 5 holes until mark finally just explodes ans says, what the hell is this I drive like sheet and you spit and say what a driver!!!!!!
John looks at him in surprise and says sorry buddy but I didnt mean you, okey,look when I came here I parked and took my clubs out and as I was leaving to walk down to the tee when a huge black guy comes on a big cady and whent to a parking space so small that not even a mini would have fit in it.
I looked at him and sayd hey buddy you´l never fit that in such a small hole and smiled at him, he looked at me and sayd I bet I can and I sayd okey if you can I´l blow you.. man AND WHAT A DRIVER


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