Two friends meet up for a game of golf
john was a bit late so mark whent to the tee and got ready, finally john comes and has a strange look on his face, mark gets ready and drives his shot with a bad slice into the woods about 170yards down the fairway and john says what a driver and spits, mark looks at him and thinks hmmm is he making fun of me then they go and finish the hole john tees up and drives a good drive down the 450 yard hole, mark drives to and it is like on hole one a whicked slice and again john says what a driver and spits..
the same goes on for the next 5 holes until mark finally just explodes ans says, what the hell is this I drive like sheet and you spit and say what a driver!!!!!!
John looks at him in surprise and says sorry buddy but I didnt mean you, okey,look when I came here I parked and took my clubs out and as I was leaving to walk down to the tee when a huge black guy comes on a big cady and whent to a parking space so small that not even a mini would have fit in it.
I looked at him and sayd hey buddy you´l never fit that in such a small hole and smiled at him, he looked at me and sayd I bet I can and I sayd okey if you can I´l blow you.. man AND WHAT A DRIVER
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