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DUBLINGUY1973: I think you are mixing Bravery up with Cruelty and spite...

Tater: A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
while tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there the husband whispers over to his wife:
"listen this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed you neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain... do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matterhow much it nauseates you.
This guy is obviously dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!His wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, and thinks you're cute,and asked if we had any vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, I love you too..............

darlynda: hey lets all just be who we are and not try to change one another and if we find someone who loves us for who we are, then thats great! if not, thank then for their time and move on.

5tuna: woops ! i have been waitng to do this for a long time and i finnally got brave and did it ! i have been saving this hunk of coal for a while to give to my x . but before i gave it to her i said you know if i was a bit nicer and your ass was a bit tighter maybe things would had worked out and you would have got a diamond and i handed her the piece of coal . she was pissed . but for some reason all i could do is laughf . do you think she will ever find the humor !

EnSilencio: And you haven't changed a bit since! What's your secret?

Skybow: You sound like you're on the same page as I am. Although our peanut butter crackers won't be cooked, they will do just fine for the two of us

Have fun yourself, see 'ya later alligator.

DragonLee: Love the the new pic

Ambrose2007: Good point, Indy...I hadn't thought of that. Well, sure, in that case...

Skybow: I'm in the sect of "Childish Laughter" formed by playing for days with my beautiful granddaughter. We're headed to a white sand beach at a nearby lake to play Splash, wet wavy fans of water make us laugh.

Besides that I was avoiding the fallout from the messiah O's trip. Too much grousing grumbling going on that I just watched 'cause I didn't have much to say. When that happens I kick back and focus on my writing.

Off to the beach to Splash with Emily!

darlynda: dont be that way SHIP, we not only need to cheer ZEE up but we need to change your attitude too. the best is yet to come for you my friend

Ambrose2007: I hate to sound like a fuddy-duddy - doesn't really suit my Dionysian persona - but I'm thinking therapy and some serious self-reflection would be a better option than simply giving into urges which are, after all, merely symptoms of something deeper than craving sex.

Part of that reflection should involve how current behavior will affect future relationships. Among other things, I'm guessing most guys would find it slightly disturbing to hear that their girlfriend "found herself" by fucking everybody within a 100 mile radius...

Enduro: Well Anna

Or whatever your real name is as I doubt in fact that you really do exist at all!!!

The people who set this up made the mistake of simultaneously also setting up
"what do u think of having a sexmate for a single woman?" that was foolish enough but even more of a giveaway was that they used the photo of a young girl NOT a 36 year old.!

Sorry but I was not born yesterday we have all seen too many of these scams come and go. I bet that this supposed Anna or whoever will never appear in replies in this forum because
she simply does not exist . So just what is the plan of the people behind this is certainly not an innocent young naieve Cinese girl seeking love and marriage! Oh please give us a bit more credit and be a bit more original!!! Suggest you repeat scams 101 again and try a bit harder only not here thanks.

For goodness sake be more creative we are not stupid you know!!!

Ambrose2007: "Friendly Boy"?? WTF, Indy?

Ambrose2007: I liken it to turning on all the lights in my body...everything is "switched on" when I'm excited.

Maybe that's where "turned on" comes from??

Ambrose2007: Why bother with the middleman - why not just attempt to find your real man right now?

pianolover: I am 36 years old, I only had sex less than 30 times in the last three years. Now I am finding that my sexual desire is getting stronger and stronger, every night is long for me. So could I find a sexmate before I find my boyfriend?

Justme4uok: I thought it was warm apple pie that provided an alternative...