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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:29 PM CST
Food poisoning.

Nothing clears out a place like a case of salmonella. grin


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:13 PM CST
In response to:
Startling
Nice.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:11 PM CST
Assuming he can make the pieces any size, nine cuts.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:07 PM CST
What nine letter word in the english language can you remove one letter from and leave another common word in its place all the way down to one letter?


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:05 PM CST
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Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
Six.

Five, plus one from those butts.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 5:03 PM CST
Nine to the ninth power.

Or are we into Roman numerals?


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 4:51 PM CST
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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 4:42 PM CST
44. I'll but you a hundred pillows. I just want one, and I like it cold.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 4:02 PM CST
Fill the three.
Pour the three into the five.
Fill the three again.
Pour the three into the five until the five is full.
There will be one gallon in the left in the three.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 14, 2007, 8:03 AM CST
It will stop sinking 2/3 of the way down.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 13, 2007, 7:56 PM CST
I tend to stick to the human race....

The very second that "race" enters your head, date's over.
People are people.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 9, 2007, 9:34 AM CST
Ole can't help but to be jealous of Sven's luck with the ladies.

So Ole asks him, "Tell me der Sven, vhat's de seecret."

Sven tells him, "Ole, you got no punch. Here's vhat you do... De next time you go to da beach, you put a potato in your trunks. It'll drive the vimmen crazy".

Couple of days later, Ole runs into Sven at the beach. "Still no luck, Sven".

"Nooo Ole, the potato goes in da front".


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 9, 2007, 8:54 AM CST
The jury is still out on bald women.

Demi and the chick from Star Trek pulled it off.

Sinead and Britney didn't. grin


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 9, 2007, 8:46 AM CST
Leaving the grey in says you like who you are.
Dyeing it says you want others to like you who you were.

Shaving, well let's just say it's liberating. grin


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 9, 2007, 6:00 AM CST
Mother Teresa put it best.....

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God;
It was never between you and them anyway.



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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 9, 2007, 5:52 AM CST
Hey, wait a minute. That's only 98% true. grin

p.s. You forgot about us having the best playground in God's creation.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 8, 2007, 10:15 PM CST
I could never figure out why any fashionable woman would put those ugly ruglike toilet seat covers on their toilets.

Until I tried using a toilet that had one.



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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2007, 2:05 AM CST
Is that a camelhair sweater you're wearing?

I saw the humps and just assumed it was.


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Itsalakelife
Prior Lake, Minnesota USA
Posted: Sep 5, 2007, 8:45 PM CST
Hi, Itsalakelife here.

New to the board as well.
Enjoying it so far.
A lot of nice features.

Lilylady- Louise May Alcott fan?



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