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Oh shoot! I missed your B-Day! Here I was, surfing and working all weekend, so I missed it. I hope your day of and every day after has been fulfilling as a swim with the Dolphins, my good lady.....I miss you Erika! Feliz Cumpleanos! On your birthday we get the gift of knowing you for another year. You are a class act!*muaahhh!


*Happy Birthday* Beautiful Eri!: click here to read the entire thread »

It's 10:46pm now.....I have just woken up in my computer desk chair.... I fell asleep right here shortly after we stopped talking....I hope my neck straightens out before 6am LOL!..........(enter my wicked minds waking thoughts directional instability! LOL! J/K BTW)......

My neck is bent like Barack Obama after realizing he has to ask Condi Rice to be his Vice president to guarantee some southerner doesn't JFK him.
Bent Like Hillary Clinton after finding out She has to lose her deposit on the southern hitman she recently hired to off Obama because she hates Condi Rice more.
Bent like the southern hitman who won't risk the attention of killing Obama at only 25%down, realizing he will never de-throne John Wilkes Booth and Lee harvey Oswald tied for first place as the coolest hitmen ever because now he can't claim he was hired by the first Woman Presidential Candidate to assasinate the first Black Presidential Candidate. Oh what a tangled web that would've woven.........
Appearantly Hillary's balls are not as brass as previously suspected, for she didn't have the moxie to Assasinate two foes to keep herself in line for the Presidency......
In a totally unrelated story, (yet no less Ironic), the Clintons file for Bankruptcy because Bill spent all their assasination money on underage black prostitutes......Yet again Bill Clinton has his hand in the cookie jar!!



Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread: click here to read the entire thread »

NOW!!! I'm truly INSPIRED!!!!!

OK Claire I'm using this...I will put music to it and post it for you!!!

FUNNY!!!!




You're One Of a Kind: click here to read the entire thread »

"All around the world Rock and Roll is all they play.....You can hear that Juke box jumpin' all through the night and through the day!"

It will never die It will never fade away. Evolution is a blessing that leaves signs of beginnings and growth tranformations along the way.......Rock and Roll lives on...... The responses to this thread are varifiable proof to its effective aura on an international community!!

Good thread Ship!!


Is rock and roll dead??: click here to read the entire thread »

I know!!!! Right??? Where Have I been???
*puts an "L" shaped hand sign to my forhead!!!! L-O-O-S-E-R!!!! HA!!!!!


My Four year old cracks me up!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

I love the spewing forth from little ones that shocks us into fits of laughter!!! Raspberries is one of the more pleasant flavors to be blown upon by a little one you were lucky!!!! That is hilarious!!!!

As for encouraging a spitting!!!! Life is too short to not enjoy every minute of it!!!! Laughing with family or at family happens to be the deepest most wonderful feeling of joy ever!!!!


My Four year old cracks me up!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

Hi Claire!! Good morning to you from my time zone at least. Good afternoon/early evening in yours!!!!!




What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me! Coming from the lips of my four year old.......I'm still laughing my a$$ off!


What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

The things that the little ones say!!!

My daughter comes up to me, and asks me If I want to sing with her.....
Immediately I'm rolling with twinkle twinkle little star..........."No Daddy I don't want to sing that song!!!!"

So I'm Into Row row row your Boat Gently Down The....."No Daddy Not that one!!!"

Stumped I cautiously emit The itsy bitsy spider crawls up the water spout......." No Daddy let me do it you have to sing this one with me"...........

She Powerfully Bursts Forth!!! "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me!!!"..........ROFLMAO!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

I am so not "with it" appearantly!!!!

I can't be the only one!!!


My Four year old cracks me up!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

Here is my take on kisses.......Elaborate if you wish......

Kisses are telling communicative touches of lips and sometimes lips and tongue, that reveal answers to the depths of two individuals' chemistry, through passionate sensation mouth to mouth.

MMMMMM!

I love kisses.... all kisses!!



Tell me about kisses!!! *muuaahhh! To the ladies! Handshakes for the guys!: click here to read the entire thread »

Flight of the wounded bumblebee- NUNO Bettencourt


What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

John Mayer "your body is a wonderland"


What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

It has happened to me once....was called another name very close to mine but definitely not........Things were so hot and right at that moment that I thought.......??????.........John??? Johns a good name!, I think I'll go with it!!! So then I called her Abby, and Jessame and I both laughed!!!
Lighten up people it's ok for your loved ones to slip occasionally.......It's possible you're not the only good time they have had in the past!!!! It doesn't mean they are actually cheating on you it just means you measure up!!! Look at the bright side, it's a lot more fun figuring out about past lovers that way then just wondering about it!!!


if your partner in bed call you with wrong name..: click here to read the entire thread »

Time!!! a cool female climbing partner!!!!


I Want ________ !!! and ______________!: click here to read the entire thread »

$3000 in phone bills...........more than three times that in high-end accomodations for a 15 day stay.......(that would've been the date, a two weeker!) Did it work!!!................She never showed up.......deposits lost!!!! I forgave her anyway it was only money I guess. The ego took a bigger hit than my pocket book!!!
That is the F@!#$NG CRAZIEST thing I've EVER done to get a date.
You might say I'm romantically inclined to do very risky things.......


Craziest thing you have done to get a date with someone!: click here to read the entire thread »

Jason Mraz " I'm Yours " live in Japan


What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

Damien Rice 9 Crimes.........Transposing to guitar for an all finger-tapping piece....... Great freakin' song.....


What song are you listening to,part three.: click here to read the entire thread »

Vienna in four weeks. El salvador in seven. Sorrento Italy, right on time for the CS get together, and the first swells(surfing)of the season.........Taking a side trip to Bova and Spropoli!!


CS Get-Together- Sorrento, The Amalfi Coast, Italy 10-11 October 2008: click here to read the entire thread »

Seriously??? Well the strangest place(my definition of strange) ,meaning in my head with full European visuals-was on the phone. I've only done it with one person, and due to the full satisfaction nature of the "multiple experiences"(damn I'm good), I will NEVER attempt it with anyone else. There is something to be said about knowing it doesn't get any better............

When I think about how intense the real thing would've been with this person................Can you say........missed opportunity...I would love a "no strings attatched rematch in the flesh".....

Thats an invite if you're reading this.....


Confession Time: click here to read the entire thread »

OK now its time for the guitar!!!! Good night !!!!!!


Say Something ... 2 Someone... : click here to read the entire thread »