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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.



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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:03 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Girl was he that ugly (I'm having bad thoughts about him)?



And we forgive you for almost killing the thread with those disturbing thoughts you just gave us!



Forgiven.


No, he was really cute... it's just his other bits...errr uummmmblushing didn't really notice the face.laugh


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:01 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Sorry, just saw this Jbiza.



Breeze pooped and distracted us there.

I'm going to ask the booth people to show mercy on your corrupt soul Jbiza. No worries.


laugh Thanks, I feel sooooo much better!


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
Life is like a game of poker... if you don't put anything in the pot, there's nothing to get out.


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:54 PM CST
Was my joke that bad.... or am I wearing Oslo's cloak of invisibility??dunno


And Lush, you never gave me forgivness in the booth...crying


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:50 PM CST
vonney wrote:
I am so scared of dogs I will walk miles out of my way to avoid passing any


Oh no, I love dogs! I babysit my friends malamute, about 70 Kilos of dog!!!


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:48 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
i keep having this dream about someone dressed as a gladiator !!!


happy place sounds good to me!


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:28 PM CST
vonney wrote:
after my first child I lost all interest in sex, then I saw Dirty dancing and used to close my eyes and pretend my ex was Patrick Swayze when we made love



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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:26 PM CST
Ok, you asked for it, and I know that you, goose, will love it. The most disgusting joke I know...

Why do women have 2 holes?









So when she gets drunk you can carry her home like a six pack.


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
breezee wrote:
Okay,

I love Gregory Peck.
(I know he's dead and that he was a zillion years old before he died. I love the young Peck who played Atticus Finch...)

I can't help it.
I love the tall dark and handsomeness of him. I love his voice. I love the ease of him......

Aaaaaaaarrgh!!
I can't believe I'm confessing this.
I'll get you, jb, if it's the LAST THING I DO!!!!!
()


He was amazing!!! I feel the same about Cary Grant hug


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
After having had a really amazing night of sex with a man, I ran into him in a bar about 6 months later... and didn't recognize him. blushing


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:09 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Uhhh, hello? That's why they're called musicals instead of documentaries. (I watch them for the chance to escape from reality.)
Probably wouldn't expect to find that I've got a pretty decent singing voice or that I carry a harmonica in my bedroll when I'm camping either, huh?


Not surprised at all, it's in the cowboy tradition, and you seem like a cowboy kinda guy!tip hat


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
I agree wholeheartedly, JB. A suprisingly good series of songs and a highly imaginative premise realized exceptionally well - especially for TV.


HAHA, that's 2 more that appreciate the Buffy Musical! Come on Ambrose, give up something....


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:44 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
I feed my ex husband pet mince once disguised in Bolognese


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 11:59 AM CST
BamaBoy74 wrote:
That episode is named "Once Again, With Feeling". I guess i just admitted a guilty pleasure myself.


I'm not alone!!!!!! You wouldn't believe the sh*t my friends give me over this!laugh


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 11:41 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
I admire handsome men, but it's waaaaaaay less acceptable for men to be open about it.


I've noticed that... and find it very manly that you're able to admit it!laugh


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
Konigsberg wrote:
actually I kissed one at Airport ( a friend of mine i fell in love(platonic) with) ..... It felt so good ...her lips. People were staring at us like they are not from Amsterdam ( It was at Amsterdam's airport)

And all we've done just a friendly kiss on the lips.

Now I'm realy gone


laugh Half the pictures from the night of my birthday party are of me kissing women, one of my girl friends dipped me for a birthday kiss, the boys went crazy, next thing I knew all my girl friends were giving me birthday kisses. All in good fun and no lesbian intent. My male friends also appreciate the fact that I point our beautiful women.


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 11:33 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
Hi jb nice thread


Hi Morgan wave Thought we could use something silly... but a bit enlightning. On our profiles we share the cool things about ourselves, but sometimes it's nice to find that others share our not so cool stuff!


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 10:57 AM CST
diogenes wrote:
They don't like it when you say, "You've got really nice tits" either.

Believe me! I know!


Except in Los Angeles where it's a precursor to "who is your plastic surgeon?" laugh


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Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
Ok, I admit that I LOVE Neil Diamond...

I know every word to every song and have seen him in concert 5 times, aaaannnnnddddd have even gone to Neil Diamond impersonater shows, Surreal Neal, and Super Diamond hole blushing


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