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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:39 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Foreigner - Not so much because of the song, but because of the singer; Whitney simply doesn't have the pipes to do this song justice If you disagree then I suggest that you listen to someone who DOES have the pipes for it - the person who originally recorded it, Dolly Parton.



She does have an amazing voice...(Dolly) have you heard her remake of Stairway to Heaven? I thought that song was one of those that should never have been remade... I changed my mind when I heard her do it. Amazing!


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
You "boob men" crack me up... if the fat were in the stomach it´s not attractive...but in the boobs...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing So fat is good providing it´s in the right places...laugh


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:32 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Dear JB,
I have sent u a personal note of apology...and hope that you still come to Malta to visit...they have a very yummy dish here called Bigilla, which is a staple part of my diet...hence my flatulence, verbal and otherwise....

Your sincerely,
Butthead



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort Silly boy, of course I enjoy your witty remark... and just giving you a bit back... I´m already planning to go see trish and graham... found flights for only 70 euro roundtrip... inter island flights seem to be a bit more difficult...but I´m still looking!


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
venere08 wrote:
Rilly, that is one of the funniest things I've heard!!! The visuals are too much!

But, urmmm. not silicone here. And ok, I do rather like the idea of protecting the home front!!

But I have to say I have thought of getting a reduction. Too big a resposibility hanging off my shoulders!



I´m with you there! I´m carrying around a set of 38 g´s and it does get wearying. Definatly considering a reduction and have recently found out that my medical coverage will cover it... now I just have to find a 6 week window for recovery and I´m set.


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
(...sorry JB, forgive me for I know not what I do...couldn't resist..)



sticking out tongue laugh You are such a butthead!!!! You definetly don´t know what you do.... I was considering a trip to Malta this winter... I´ll think again...sticking out tongue


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
Hmmmmmm wonder if they could include an instant mammogram in the process...day dream


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
Hmmmmmm wonder if they could include an instant mammogram in the process...day dream


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Posted: Oct 5, 2008, 6:07 AM CST
I definitely fluctuate... depending on what i did the night before and how much sleep I get. Providing I get my 4 to 5 hours a night I´m good, but any less then that and my brain synapses seem to slow down and I have a problem getting my thoughts to come out of my mouth properly. sigh


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 6:59 PM CST
Now I´m having flashbacks of all the cool old shows I used to watch... haven´t thought of them in years... The Avengers, Mod Squad, Man from UNCLE and Mission Impossible.


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 6:54 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
I love them all but I am a huge Pixies and Frank Black fan!!




thumbs up dancing


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 6:51 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Carol Burnett was great!
Hi Sweetie... I miss those old variety shows... bit of singing and danceing and some great comic sketches. I also loved the old Walt Disney Nature and wildlife shows... sunday night at 7pm...laugh


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 6:31 PM CST
For old shows I´ll go way back.... The Carol Burnett Variety show also Sonny & Cher... I Love Lucy

Currently my two favorite shows are Californication and Entourage.


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
You´re right... and every time I write one down I think of ten more....

A few of my favorites... Carl Hyacinth, I think Tourist Season was my favorite.

Ben Elton, Gridlock and dead famous

Elmore Leonard, Get Shorty and Pagan Babies

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaids Tale

and sooooo many more!


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
laugh You´re almost as good as a Gary Larson calender.


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Don't lose those quarters Ken, You might need them later, us girls might want to ride again.



laugh That reminds me of a dance after a rodeo... there was a guy that had a tshirt that said mustache rides...for a quarter...

I walked up, quarter in hand... the look on his face was priceless!laugh laugh


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
I have never failed on any occasion when I have approached a woman cold....by the time I get to her table, if I haven't thought of some way of starting a conversation...I simply tell her the truth...that I have been thinking furiously of something witty to say, but for the life of me haven't been able to come up with a thing!!!....that's usually enough to break the ice and get a smile...

...the intro is one thing, but you better have something intelligent to say afterwards....

Mistake Numero Uno: ....most guys talk about themselves....the lady is probably not interested in you...she's interested to see how interested you are in !!...show it!!...



thumbs up Well said Lago...you can approach my table anytime...laugh The only thing I would say differently is that I do want to know about him... but it is nice if he waits for me to ask a question...hug


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 4:24 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
hey JB...

have fun tonight!!



Thanks sweetie but I´m having second thoughts.... was at a closing party last night and got home at 10 this morning and was at work by noon... it´s after 11pm here and I still have another hour and a half to work... I´m not sure if I´m going to make it out or not... bed is starting to sound really good! laugh hug


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
druidess6308 wrote:
I saw a sparring match offered...cool! I'm in!



Bring it on druidess...laugh boxing


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
irie1 wrote:
easy fix....don't have expectations of others! most of us dont even meet our own expectations!!



That´s a lovely thought... to have no expectations, but the reality is that we do. We expect employees to show up for work, business´s to be open, a partner or mate to fulfill their obligations in a relationship, a friend to be there when we need them.

It´s very idealistic to think we can get through life having no expectations of others... but the fact is we all do.


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Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
Personally I always see the glass as full.... just the contents may not always be to ones liking... or the contents are new and different and some are afraid to drink from the glass.


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