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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2008, 12:24 PM CST
try reading up on fibromyalgia... sounds like since it is only on one side that it isnt a slipped disk or any kind of degenerative condition.


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 5:00 AM CST
yes... yes you can, but sex is always a toss up whether it is good or not...love is always fantastic


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 4:54 AM CST
relaxin wrote:
sounds like a gr8 pick up line


i dont think it has ever been taken serious by any woman, lol


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 4:37 AM CST
what is the best analogy you have used to describe the beauty of a woman/ man?

this one is completely original copyrighted by me...


In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and they were beautiful...but the reason He created them was because he knew one day he would create you and you would need some competition.


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 3:12 AM CST
there are lots of diets out there... but to truly lose weight safely while not possibly harming your health is to eat smaller portions and exercise daily.


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 3:02 AM CST
well f you dont mind trying natural supplements... you could try melatonin...works like a charm.


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 27, 2008, 2:59 AM CST
Try to make a loving or romantic sentence with words that sound simular to what you mean.

here is mine : Eye wheel bee weighting four yew :)




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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 4:50 AM CST
Zeelander wrote:
He'll trade the world for the good thing he found?

Now if i owned the world, I would have to say to myself..... I think not, there are more women out there than men and I think I could find another. The world is mine

Zee



Genius!!cheersBrilliant!!


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 4:45 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
OO great idea!! I'm sure everyone has one in the kitchen cupboard.



lol i do...is that wierddunno


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
Zeelander wrote:
I was out and about this morning doing my shopping and such. About 330am I was walking across the parking lot to my car when 2 guys aproached me. One kept saying "HEY" in a loud voice. They stopped in front of me and I made sure to keep the shopping cart between us. One asked me if I had any money. I replied that I spent it all shopping. I then notice the other had what looked like a knife, but I am still not sure. I then said wait I might have $10. As I reached for my back pocket they seemed to relaxe a bit. Instead of pulling out my wallet, I pulled out my .40 auto. They freaked and took off running. I called the police and gave a discription of them and they cop seemed to know who they were.

Thank Our Founding Fathers for the Second Amendment for right to conceal carry. I am still shaking over it.

Zee


you might be still be shaking, but i bet they had to change their pants... you shouldve took their money, lol that would teach them rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing well done


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
hands down best cure for a hang over is an i.v. of normal saline... will kill it quick...like minutes


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 4:38 AM CST
wait! there are directions on those things?!?laugh


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 11:40 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing got it... no picnic sex...ever


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 9:41 AM CST
so i have one more...this is two of two funniest sexual moments for me... i am in iraq and we all take our turn in a guard tower watching the perimeter... well we do it in pairs and i just so happen to get paired with a female who was pretty attractive. well to mke it short we ended up waiting till dark and did it doggy style in full body armor while watching the perimeter with night vision goggles....( cool huh? not many people have done that one) suddenly ... (because of course something so rare and pleasant couldnt go smooth) ... mortars started raining down close to our tower... i had to call it in on the radio, but in the excitement, i had knocked the radio off the tower...so i ran with my pants dragging to call it in on the radio and my supervisor busted me... not so funny then


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 9:33 AM CST
Raymond1953 wrote:
My ex and I were doing doggy style while watching the Boston Celtics on tv come back from 26 point deficit and win game 4 in the NBA finals.
Both the f***ing and the game were emotionally draining.
And after the final buzzer went off, so did we.
I'll never forget it.
It was awesome!!


that was a awesome game wasnt it?


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
personally, I find your references to overweight people ofensive. The story was funny in it's content...but certain references "barely fit through the door" I find to be offensive and insensitive to many overweight people!!JMO...of course!!


i apologize that some of my references offended you... i just really get into that story when i tell it. i will try to be more politically correct grin


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 8:12 AM CST
crotalus_p wrote:
I would have to disagree with you there , god was invented by people to explain thing that they did not understand , later the idea of god’s where moulded to suit the agendas of the people preaching about them ,

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger






Genius!cheers Brilliant!thumbs up


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 8:07 AM CST
you only laugh because it does not haunt your dreams rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 7:58 AM CST
wow...someone somewhere made that because they had nothing else to do...and it is amusing that it worked...what the mind can accomplish


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joshua5599
fot hood, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 7:50 AM CST
just trying to give you a complement ofthe obvious... hard to dig deep for complements on anything besides looks if you don know the person


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