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At our age.... farting is going t happen. sorry do not know what to suggest.


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I hope you know that.... when people hold in their farts they get shitty thoughts.


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you are sounding defeated ...... grrrrr

I was told if I was not called for a second interview... that I was not going to get the job.

They checked my references, did no call me for an interview... but called almost 6 weeks later... first message in the morning was... sorry Kim they have decided to go about hiring for the position another way....


I felt very down, but less than 10 minutes later the agency was calling me, and telling me to call them back it was urgent. The message sent to the agency was not complete.

Instead of interviewing another person, and my doing the 3 months probation as a temp, I was hired, with out a second interview.....

Do not give up ........ I did not..... When a company says give it a week, or two.... it can take a month to go through the whole process. I should mention that I did work in HR for over a yr.... and watched the hiring process. 1 or 2 weeks is a standard response.

Think positive... and do not be afraid to call after 2 weeks... you might find out they are still in the process of reviewing and calling references.


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Same message the Book of Secret... mentioned.


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...






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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...






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Will keep my fingers crossed for you Dad. Hope it's nothing serious and he will be alright.


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Besides the big boss being happy about some of my work.... I got asked out on a date!!!!!!!!


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My brother's FX company did the costume and makeup for Kelsey Grammer... Blue man in the last Xmen movie. :-)


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BAD ATTITUDE.... Book of secrets..... read it and used it.... even after 6 weeks of being positive and wanting my job, I got news that in stead of using me as a temp for 3 months and then hiring me, they hired me.... did not even have to do the second interview.

I was told a week and I kept saying that is the job I want, I want it, it is mine..... been there almost a year. Still love my job, get up every morning, happy I'm going to my job. Some jobs take a month or more to get back to you. References have to be checked etc.

If you have not read the book of secrets... do so... and do like George said.
Own it, think positive and keep telling yourself you'll get the job, it's yours.

Might suprize yourself. Get the book of secrets. It's a fast read, and helps a person think positive.


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Fighting for Peace is like screwing for Virginity. George Carlin


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are you trying to tell us that if a female...(males have them too) would stick their nipple in your ear..... you'd get excited?????


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If a guy wants to please a woman, he needs to be a good kisser....sigh.



I'm sure some guys would like it if some females learned to kiss better....


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That is so cool you were able to go. Your brother is lucky someone cared enough to look after him. He is a hero.


Tulips are my fav flower.

Agree.. people from Holland are pretty cool.


I so hate to be alone...........Not sooo desparate that I will settle for just anyone no no no!: click here to read the entire thread »

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'


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THE LOVE DRESS


A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, Showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her Laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.


"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".



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THE LOVE DRESS


A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, Showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her Laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.


"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".




Nite everyone.



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Case of Stuttering.


A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "DDDDDoc, I've bbbeen
stuttterrrering for yeeears, and IIII'm tired of it. Caaaan yoooou hellllp me?"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on."

So he examines him, and says, "Well I think I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "Weeell wwwhat is it, dddoc?"

The doctor replies, "Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long
and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords."

he guy asks, "Wwwhaat caaan we dddo?"

The doctor says, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one."

The guy replies, "DDDDoooo it!"

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the
doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't
stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks.
My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care
if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on."

The doctor says, "NNNNope....AAAA ddddeal's aaa dddddeal!!!!"


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No Needles Please

I go to an office yesterday explaining to all the attendees that my wife took my 4 year-old daughter to the dentist to get three teeth drilled and filled and she did it all without the dentist freezing her or knocking her out and she never cried or complained once . . .

Apparently; the dentist said, that in all his 35 years he never had a patient . . . never mind a child that had such a high pain tolerance.

Well one of these attendees said that reminded him of a time when one of his friends went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.

The friend said the dentist takes out a needle to give him a shot of Novocain and the friend says, "No way, no needles, I can't stand
needles", the friend yells to the dentist.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the friend again objects. "No gas please; the mask on my face is suffocating to me."

The dentist then asks if the friend if has any objection to taking a pill.


"No" said the friend; "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says "Here's a Viagra tablet."

The friend says "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill."

"It doesn't" said the dentist; "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."



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A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."

The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."



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