Posted: Dec 23, 2007, 11:59 AM CST
In response to:
Men Are Just Happier People...
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can be President.
We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood all the time!
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
One pair of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We only have to shave our face.
We can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
We can 'do' our nails with a pocket knife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Oh, yes a man is head, and we just a neck,
but if the neck is turn where goes the head?
What is the wonder to have such a gift
Have a Live under a heart.
Garage can be yours but the house is for us
President is not big deal, but be First Lady or a Queen!
Women likes beautiful things and Men makes War
In the name of Woman
Remember Beautiful Helen or Cleopatra?
We get a brilliants and men a headache
Men stare at our chest when we're talking to them
Why not? Then easier to control them
Let’s men play with toys, they never grow up
No wonder the Men jealous to Us.
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