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Yeah, and laughing at ours.

I've been busy of late.
Busy with school only.

what do you think? haven't we got bright prospects in Boradway?

EU forums!

Wow, lagoona's doing a great recruiting job.

Hi, nice to meetcha, welcome to the funny farm.

Nice one Alison!!
and what's my partner in frocks complaining about? can't you see that we've got a future in show business?

I would be one of the members of the Family Guy.

I kissed a girl and i liked it...the taste of her cherry chapstick

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."

Another U.S. Embassy was attacked today and what takes the lead story on the U.S. news program that I am now watching via satellite???
O.J. Simpson.
I not only shake my head in wonder, but I hang it in sorrow as well.

If the sex is good, who cares about supper...heck, if the food is that bad, I'll cook!!

as long as cuddling leads to sex, i'm not against it!!

simple reply, right?

Yes, it's true she is really ....

...the rest of us are

there we go again!

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Funny stuff, but we all know men have sex with ugly women too,

just look at all the ugly pregnant women we see.So let's revisit the male perspective, straight from the horse's mouth...

that's mouth, not ass.

Play nice.Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You have hot friends I want to have sex with.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I've been to jail, didn't care for it.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(I think you're a potential stalker.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(We've had sex once, that was enough.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(...with a vengefull streak, and I'm too scared to have sex with you.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(I'm working my way down my list of "doable" coworkers, wait your turn.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(I'm having better sex, with someone else.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(If I make more money, I can get a women that's prettier then you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(Guy's don't say that, ever.)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want someone to call when I'm dunk and horny, and no other woman will answer her phone.)

thinks so?

tom boys are worse than the normal ones as they're undecided which side they should lean to!!

nice one mylife!!

btw lilly, men might be simple, but its better than being tooooo complicated!!

Oh oh oh oh-......!!!...there is something so fundamentally RIGHT about this in-depth analysis....spot on....!!!...this is how the world of male-females psychology works....simply shows how easy men are in comparison to women.....why are women so bloody complicated????...

Brilliant!!!!