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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 12:14 PM CST
Ok one green cocktail coming up......although we really do need some entertainment here on an evening, me just shaking my ass is not enough.


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 12:08 PM CST
I should think KT and myself will be able to join you on the 15th march for a drink or two or three.cheers


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 12:00 PM CST
Good Evening Mr Rusty Knight, what drink can i get this evening?

Ohhh and sorry Madam Cherryfeathertickler i was late because i had to was my Bunny outfit!


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:57 AM CST
Well if we are looking to attract men into our establishment, the ideal solution is a widescreen TV showing sports 24 hrs a day.....but do we really wanna watch sport all day????....nahhhhhh, forget that!!!!


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:41 AM CST
How about we put nine inch nails all along the road outside and advertise we sell puncture kits....that might do the trick.dancing banana


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:36 AM CST
A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.

"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.

"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.



A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."





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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:29 AM CST
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets all hope
I was my mouth out with soap.

valentines


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:15 AM CST
Bloody Hell!!! Im knackered i've been shaking my ass on that frigging veranda for nearly an hour now without any success...crying Were gonna have to get some better entertainment to entice the customers, anyone wanna apply for the entertainment co-ordinator????

One consolation is i found my bunny tail but its gonna need washing before i can reattach it.


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
Ok if that wasnt good enough how about....

The Roses are mucky
The Violets are clean
If you are lucky
You can lick my bean.

hole giggle batting eyelashes uh oh!


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:52 AM CST
Ok here goes.....Lets try another one.

Roses are red
Violets are goldie
Your dick's almost dead
its gone all mouldy.

help I need help

grin


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:20 AM CST
Yes good idea and with all that shaking ass i might find my fluffy tail.....(or dislodge it)blushing

ok off i go to do the bunny hopcheering dancing dog dancing elephant shamrock dancing


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
Lisa for her bawdy sense of humour...


Im happy with this one, thanks Elley.
And i was top of the list, which means in my simple mind that i was the first he thought of...yay

Although i would have liked being the maddona with the big boobies...But alas mine are rather manageable.grin


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
Yes i know all this sitting down waiting for the customers.....my fluffy tail has vanished, Where it went im not sure.confused wink grin


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
Minging is an english expression for something that is really awful....

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?


Dimes are silver
Pennies are brass
why does your face
look like your arse?

And this one i made up myself.batting eyelashes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You give good head
But sex you have no clue...

For a man to a women of course.

Well worth a trygrin


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 2:26 PM CST
And yours can be Madam CherryFeathertickler bunny2


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 2:15 PM CST
Its ok now im here to drink the other half, pick you up and help you finish the bar painting...dancing banana


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 2:10 PM CST
Ive always wanted one of them fluffy bunny tailsyay
Although any guy to squeeze my bunny tail will loose one or all fingerssticking out tongue


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
ohhh well....maybe he was a little too old for you.grin Im not soo good at this matchmaking thingy.


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 1:52 PM CST
Elley is offering you a lips Cristinawink You will have to send him one back. It could be the romance of the centurydancing banana


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lisajane
sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 1:45 PM CST
Whats beautiful in and out????wink yay


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