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cant you take a train?


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I can get in the hot tub....but if you happen to know a good back massager, please send them my way!!


Thanks for the advice, I will surely try anything at this point


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I have spent the last two weeks loading scrap metal and batteries up for a cheerleading fund raiser.....Today....I am feeling every last minute of it.


Ive tried a hot bath, Ive done the Aleve, heat...you name it.....

any ideas that may aleviate the pain....


and Im sure there will be plenty of sexual remarks to go along with it.....thats fine, I need the laugh!


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@ cats pajamas



I am so stealing that now.....its gonna be my new word!


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No ur not! geesh woman!




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I was only trying to help


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40-ish...........................49 till next week!
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic.........................No breasts AT ALL
Average looking..................Moooooo
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Emotionally secure...............On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first.................Former slut
New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing
Professional.....................Bitch
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker



These are meant to be funny....copied from an email and in no way do they represent the views of the OP......well, some of them anyway!


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each family will be different. Alot depends on what financial level you want to live!

I am perfectly happy working from home so I get both sides! I make enough money to pay my mortgage, and live comfortably in my lifestyle, but not all people live the way I do either!

If you want to live in a mansion, drive fancy cars, and shop till ya drop.....then it will probably require more than one income! If you dont, and there is not a financial need, then sure....she should stay home with the kids, or him for that matter!


It will be a different answer for every family!


You and Shine gettin married? lol......In that case, you stay home and send his butt to work! jokin!


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Welcome back to the sea.....just throw your line out and see what ya can hook onto! Who knows....the next one may just be a keeper!



Im sorry it didnt work out.....better luck with the next lucky guy!


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Oh hell...the big 21


Happy B-day dave! I brought you something....with wings!


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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my ass when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy behind her was going to have to be carried out....






Copy and pasted from an email...hope you enjoyed!


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Sorry, Im not the attention seeker, I posted this thread to help since alot of people were getting frustrated with the trouble that was here earlier and alot of them were new......

Im not sure why you felt the need to give me a taste of your attitude, and this thread was not started to gain attention, or cause trouble. Im sorry you cant see that!




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Yep....I hear ya! Im dancin with ya!


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I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice
I will follow my own advice







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We COULD.....but for some it seems like its more fun to keep it going! Im over it.....was never in it....and outta it! *inserts middle finger here*

Thats for you smart @ss!!


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Hillbillyhoney.......I dont have a clue what you are getting at....Im afraid that you make no sense here....I tried to understand, I really did...but Im not having no luck...


Yes it was but you missed it? I said it wasnt mentioned in THIS thread

Anything to post a thread on? What??????

Anyway......it doesnt matter, people who keep it going are just as guilty as the people who start it! So STOP!


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I dont see anywhere in this thread that mentioned your sister.....so please, dont come in here starting more crap.....nobody wants to read it anymore...just STOP! and I am following my own advice, you didnt see me post in any of those threads...DID you?


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Oh.....I just cant do nothin right today......Here, I brought you a bucket....please dont get none on the floor k!


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ah...sorry! didnt mean to make you


I apologize~!


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