Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 8:17 AM CST
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, i was told by a mate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
so i decides to go home and try it out. And im greeted by my mother at the front door so i say, "I know the whole truth." my mother quickly hands me $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, i wait for my father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." My father promptly hands me $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, im on my way to school the next day, when i sees the mailman at my front door. I greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"
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