Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
Scenario: Johnny won't sit still in class, disrupts other students...
1970 - Johnny is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
Today- Johnny is given a huge dose of Ritalin, becomes a zombie, tested for ADD, school gets extra state funding because he has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt...
1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
Today - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school...
1970 - Mark shares aspririn with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
Today - Police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English...
1970 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
Today - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. U.S. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane bottle and blows up an anthill...
1970 - Ants die.
Today - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate the parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack...
1970 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
Today - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Jimmy and Frank get into a fistfight after school...
1970 - Crowd gathers. Frank wins. Jimmy and Frank shake hands and end up buddies.
Today - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrest Jimmy and Frank. They are charged with assault and both are expelled from school even though Jimmy started it.
Scenario: Mikey falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying and gives him a hug to comfort him...
1970 - Mikey soon feels better and goes back to playing.
Today - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and looses her job. She faces tree years in federal prison. Mikey undergoes five years of therapy.
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