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I think she has to make an effort (ugg boots and trackky daks not a real winner), she has to have a good sense of humour, and be able to hold an intelligent conversation.

Usually a coffee lounge or bar for a drink, usually with a scenic view overlooking the ocean or river, or in the case of Amersterdam, the canals.

Usually can tell within the first 5-10 mins if there is any spark or not.


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for me probably not


and you?


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Does everyone have a price for an indecent proposal? They say everyone has a price?




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so where the +*&^ is everyone again, Kizzy what type of bar are you running here, place is completely empty? Where are all the nakedly clad ladies with whips and chains i've head so much about? OOps, sorry wrong bar!

I'll help myself to the bar again, and no one to buy a drink either, thats unusual.

So do you have one of those happy hours occassionally? If so , how do you make the patrons happy?

I can just imagine, the mind runs wild!

Anyway, got to get back to Amsterdam.

See ya later.

Mike




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so if the the land lady is hot, and the sex is great, then suppose you could make payments in advance

How would you convert sex to rent credit?

Every minute of sex equates to a days rent? Or if the land lady is a shocker, every minute equates to a month?




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So once again ol' Kizzy's bar is naked, no one to buy a drink for again. :dunno

Luckily this bar is self serve, hey you've got some Heineken beer, all the way from Holland, so thoughtful Kizzy

Anywhay, thanks for the beer, money's on the bar, see you next time.




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yeah, its actually a "yard glass" and you should see what I can do with it at the Octoberfest in Germany!!!


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ok the drinks are on the Dutchman,

I'll have drinks for Bourbon, blondeaozchick and Kizzy thanks

sorry what was that, their not here, well what do you know, another cheap round for the dutchman




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Kizzy,

came in for a drink but no one around, I'll help myself to a whisky on the rocks.

Nice box Kizzy, great decor and nice size to, where did you get the juke box from?

Good selection of music. Some oldies to, the Proclaimers, "I'm on my way". Haven't heard that one for a while, sang it a few times at karoke.

Shit, don't have any Aust coins, only euro's, and no one around to give me some change, fuck it!

I'll leave the empty glass in the sink and catch you soon.

Mike





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Jerry,
Dear Jerry

my wife won't talk to me. You know we've been together for about 2 years, and the old sex life has become a bit mundane. The wife is into breeding and showing these bloody cats, real rare breed and all, I recon they get more attention than me them bloody cats. Now she wants me to start getting an interest in them as well.

Anyway, the wife has been going to these newage sex classes with her friends, you know to put some excitement in our sex life.
So last night were laying there in bed, she was wearing this lingerie she purchased, and all of a sudden she says "how would you like to shave my pussy bald?"

So I quickly got out of bed, and went down stairs, grabbed the clippers, found the cat and shaved it bald, and brought it back up to the bedroom.

Not only did she go off the handle, she now won't talk to me.

I have no idea whats gone wrong, I don't understand women. Jerry, please provide me with some advise

rgds

Buckwheat




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hey kizzy,

just noticed your cool bar all the way from the Netherlands, cool advertising. Nice decor, and music sounds pretty good. Its got a bit of the "red light district" feel like in Amsterdam

I'll have a couple of jugs to go thanks, and preferably with alot of head.

Hey I was just talking to the american, aussie and french dudes at the bar over there. They were talking about how good at foreplay they each were before sex.

The french dude reconned that before sex with his girlfriend he licked the soles of her feet, and she got that excited she leviated about a foot above the bed.

The american dude said he used a feather to tickle his girlfriend all over before sex, and she got that aroused she levitated one meter above the bed.

The aussie dude said that was nothing, after sex with his wife, he wiped the old fella on the curtains and she hit the roof.

Got to go home, getting late, see you next time.

Mike



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try Australia, Sydney, Perth, gold coast, nice weather, good exchange rate, great white beaches and is really warm/hot.

Just be careful of the sharks, snakes, spiders, crocs, jellyfish and VB.


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having long hair and the "fabio" look, just can't see that happening


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I'd like to be Indianna Jones, the action, the women, and the whip (and you could do some much more with the whip once they stopped filming) oops


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sweettowen,

I read the thread and didn't think that the content of the thread was that bad compared to some others. But good on you for appologising anyway.




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so what happens if MCain wins, and during his term he must leave office for medical reasons, can Sarah Palin successfully be the President of the US? Big jump from being a hockey mum to President.


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McCain Picks Sarah Palin.....: click here to read the entire thread »

We've got a presidential candidate with little experience, an opposing VP with even less, a president who should be retired and may just last 4 years, and another VP who has run twice before and failed for presidential nomination. Hmmmm


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hey what has happened to Sarah Palin, have heard very little, or seen very little of her in the international media. Is this a deliberate strategy by the Repubs to keep her out of the spotlight?


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