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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
Afternoon Trish!

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trish123 wrote:
hahaha - such charm Mornin Minimoo



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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:41 AM CST

6....How was heaven when you left.


7....Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!


8.....Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.


9.....The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!


10...Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.


11..."You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"


12...Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


13...I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?


14...If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!


15...I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot


16...I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


17...Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?


18...If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.


19...I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?


20...I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
martyg wrote:
Nice one!!!Now i am screwed for the international meets too


Dont worry Marty - I will get u some new ones! rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
you seen this one . can you please send me a picture" i am on toilet and i need your picture so it will scare chit out me LOL


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Thats brilliant !


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Helloo Mini


Hey! wave

My favourite is the spanner one!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:27 AM CST
1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!


2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!


3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!


4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!


5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:12 AM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Many Rivers To Cross--Jimmy Cliff--
Joe Cocker--


Crossing Over - Van Halen


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:10 AM CST
xxLilyxx wrote:
Del Boy

Fresh or Frozen


Fresh

Wax or pluck? laugh


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
(1)Do you believe that you have one soul mate?

a. Yes, but I doubt I will ever find her
b. No, there is no such thing as a soul mate
c. Yes, I am with her or will find her eventually


(2) What is the most important factor that makes a woman "relationship" material?

a. Intellect
b. Physical appearance
c. A sharp sense of humor
d. A strong sense of loyalty
e. Other
f. All of the above


(3) What is your favorite technique to break the ice with women?

a. A strong pickup line
b. Eye contact
c. Other
d. Crack a joke or use humor
e. Introduce myself and smile

(4) Have you ever shed tears over a woman?

a. Yes, in front of her
b. Yes, in front of friends and family
c. All of the above
d. No, never
e. Yes, alone and in private

(5) If there was no chance your partner would find out, would you cheat on her?

a. Yes, I would if I could get away with it
b. Yes, but I would feel guilty
c. No, I love and respect her too much to cheat
d. No, even if I were in a bad relationship, cheating violates my morals

(6) Would you dump a girl if she became obese (not because of a physical condition or pregnancy)?

a. Yes, physical appearance is very important to me
b. Yes, because it indicates a lack of discipline and that turns me off
c. No, but I'd try my damnedest to get her to dump me
d. No, not if I loved her

(7) What is your main weapon to attract women?

a. Other
b. Intellect
c. Physical appearance
d. Money
e. Humor

(8) What is your primary method to get over a bad breakup?

a. Exercise
b. Other
c. Party with friends
d. Have casual sex with anybody available
e. Mope around the house


(9) At a minimum, what would your girlfriend have to do for you to consider her a cheater?

a. Dance with someone else in a suggestive manner
b. Have cyber or phone sex with someone else
c. Fantasize about sex with someone else
d. Kiss someone else open mouth, with tongue
e. Other
f. Kiss someone else on the lips


(10) Why do men fear commitment?

a. Most men do not fear commitment, this is a myth
b. Because of a fear that there may be someone better out there
c. Financial concerns
d. Monogamy is not natural and men instinctively want to have sex with many women
e. Most men want the freedom to do whatever they want and not have one woman tell them what to do


(11) If it were legal, would you like to have two wives?

a. Yes, I would like to have the option to have two wives
b. Yes, but I doubt I could handle two wives at the same time
c. No, but it would be nice to have a legitimate mistress
d. No, the idea is against my morals

(12) What female quality or trait do you most consider to be a red flag?

a. A high level of intelligence
b. A history of sexual promiscuity
c. Extreme jealousy
d. Other
e. A high maintenance personality

(13) What female physical feature is most important to you?

a. Legs
b. Ass
c. Breasts
d. Other
e. Face


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
(1)Do you believe that you have one soul mate?

c. Yes, I am with him or will find him eventually


(2) What is the most important factor that makes a man "relationship" material?

f. All of the above


(3) What is your favorite technique to break the ice with man?

e. Introduce myself and smile


(4) Have you ever shed tears over a man?

c. All of the above


(5) If there was no chance your partner would find out, would you cheat on him?

c. No, I love and respect him too much to cheat


(6) Would you dump a guy if he became obese?

d. No, not if I loved him


(7) What is your main weapon to attract men?

a. Other


(8) What is your primary method to get over a bad breakup?

e. Mope around the house


(9) At a minimum, what would your boyfriend have to do for you to consider her a cheater?

d. Kiss someone else open mouth, with tongue



(10) Which of these things is more important to u in a realationship?

e. All of the above


(11) Would u date a guy that was shorter than u in height?

b. No way



(12) What male quality or trait do you most consider to be a red flag?

b. A history of sexual promiscuity


(13) What male physical feature is most important to you?

d. Other



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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 3:52 PM CST
(1)Do you believe that you have one soul mate?

a. Yes, but I doubt I will ever find him
b. No, there is no such thing as a soul mate
c. Yes, I am with him or will find him eventually


(2) What is the most important factor that makes a man "relationship" material?

a. Intellect
b. Physical appearance
c. A sharp sense of humor
d. A strong sense of loyalty
e. Other
f. All of the above


(3) What is your favorite technique to break the ice with man?

a. Bat my eyelids/ show cleavage
b. Eye contact
c. Other
d. Crack a joke or use humor
e. Introduce myself and smile

(4) Have you ever shed tears over a man?

a. Yes, in front of him
b. Yes, in front of friends and family
c. All of the above
d. No, never
e. Yes, alone and in private

(5) If there was no chance your partner would find out, would you cheat on him?

a. Yes, I would if I could get away with it
b. Yes, but I would feel guilty
c. No, I love and respect him too much to cheat
d. No, even if I were in a bad relationship, cheating violates my morals

(6) Would you dump a guy if he became obese?

a. Yes, physical appearance is very important to me
b. Yes, because it indicates a lack of discipline and that turns me off
c. No, but I'd try my damnedest to get him to dump me
d. No, not if I loved him

(7) What is your main weapon to attract men?

a. Other
b. Intellect
c. Physical appearance
d. Money
e. Humor

(8) What is your primary method to get over a bad breakup?

a. Exercise
b. Other
c. Party with friends
d. Have casual sex with anybody available
e. Mope around the house


(9) At a minimum, what would your boyfriend have to do for you to consider her a cheater?

a. Dance with someone else in a suggestive manner
b. Have cyber or phone sex with someone else
c. Fantasize about sex with someone else
d. Kiss someone else open mouth, with tongue
e. Other
f. Kiss someone else on the lips


(10) Which of these things is more important to u in a realationship?

a. Trust
b. Security
c. Happiness
d. Monogamy
e. All of the above


(11) Would u date a guy that was shorter than u in height?

a. Yes
b. No way
c. Maybe


(12) What male quality or trait do you most consider to be a red flag?

a. A high level of intelligence
b. A history of sexual promiscuity
c. Extreme jealousy
d. Other
e. Lazy slob!

(13) What male physical feature is most important to you?

a. Biceps
b. Ass
c. Abs
d. Other
e. Face


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 3:34 PM CST
YorkshireFella wrote:
Oops done it again lolRain or snow?


Snow!

Gravy or Mint Sauce?


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 12:44 PM CST
elegantlady wrote:
I have a question for the younger people here, in particular women under 30. Suppose you met a very attractive man, you started dating and found him fun to be with. He was intelligent, sensitive, kind, great sense of humour, etc. Clearly he had all the qualities you were seeking and after several dates you shared your first kiss. However, that first kiss didn't do it for you. My question is, would that be a deal breaker for you? I'm asking because I know someone who had been dating a girl for about a month and they had that kiss which was great for both of them. But she told him, "It's a good thing you are a good kisser because if you weren't, that would be it". He was quite surprised, but she said that she and her other female friends all feel the same, if you are not a good kisser, you're done. My thoughts are when you are in a new relationship it is a new experience for both of you. I think you have to become acquainted as to what feels good for you both or rather let each other know what you like. I can't imagine dropping a guy just because he is a bad kisser. But what do I know, I'm just a little old lady who lived through the 60's which was the age of free love, so anything went. Of course if someone is licking your whole face, sticking his tongue halfway down your throat, you need to give him some lessons! But I'd be interested in hearing from women of any age about how you feel about this? Would you drop someone who had everything you want just because that first kiss was not good? Doesn't practice make perfect?


I think kissing is really really important...but it would not make me dump someone if there were not fireworks from the first kiss. Sometimes the more u know someone and spend time with them , the better the kisses become.........same goes for sex - its generally not earth moving the very first time but the more u feel comfortable with someone and get to know likes and dislikes the better it is.

A kiss - yes its a matter of taste - some people like it slow and some like fast and furious with loads of tongue - each of us have our own way of kissing and when u kiss someone for the first time , you both have to "adapt" to eachother.

If some one was as u say "licking my whole face" sorry but then I probobly would end things!!! haha!! Thats a bit barfing


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 12:40 PM CST
YorkshireFella wrote:
BoiledSliced bread or breadcakes?


Sliced Bread

Spag bol or Lasagne?


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 7:45 AM CST
chriss wrote:
defo wind hahahaa

blackpool or brighton


Brighton! ( not been to either though! )

Glasgow or Edinburgh?




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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 7:43 AM CST
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
YorkshireFella wrote:
Orange

Apple or pear?


Apple

Wind or Rain?


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 5:24 AM CST
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 4:54 AM CST
YorkshireFella wrote:
hawaiian shortshair of the dog or one for the road?


One for the road!

Orange or Lemon?


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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 26, 2008, 4:54 AM CST
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