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Ok, I really need your honest opinions about my problem. See my problem isnt that Im lonely or desprate to find a guy, my problem is that I have too many! Now I know alot of u dont see this as a problem, but it is. This one guy I met online (not here), and things seem to be going well between us, We like the same shows, can talk for hours, both are very family oriented........but sometimes I wonder if things are going too fast....he has already started talking about spending the rest of our lives together, and its only been 2 weeks! Then my friend wants to set me up wit her friend who is apparently well off financially, tall, and very caring. And then there is this other gu who I have had a crush on for a long time. What do I do?

They fake everything

Fake Orgasm Check List



Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they discovered that she has been all along, and that they are not in fact the stud they thought women go wild for, but rather a pathetic creature with a problem, who needs to be patronized.

For those of you who would prefer not to ask her, but would still like to know, there is a simple checklist to help you.

1. In the middle of lovemaking, and just before the moment it sounds as though she is about to have an orgasm, stop and take away the magazine she has been reading. If she says "Oh, I was reading that", then she was faking it.

2. If her panting, groaning and screaming are in tune, or sound like a familiar song, then she can't be concentrating enough on the job at hand, and must therefore be faking it. Or else she really likes the song playing on her personal stereo.

3. A rule of thumb, which is usually very accurate, is: stop at random and record her response. If every time you stop she says "Mmmmmmm you were wonderful", then she is faking it. If she says "Don't stop", then she isn't. However, if she says "Don't stop" hours after lovemaking has finished, it is possible that she may have fallen asleep, and missed most of the excitement.

As Many of you have seen here in posts to the forum iron and Wildness (Ron&Linda) Have meet in Person finally

Ron & I have been connecting here on CS for some months, well finally after countless hours of online and phone/cam/text/CS flowers/CS Mail ect. we Ron and I have decieded that the Real Life Meeting should take place, as both Ron and I felt that the Forever is awaiting us both in each other.

I drove some...... well heck over a 1000 miles just to see "IT" as Ron Puts it Well Let me now Tell you all here on CS and the WWW the "IT" as Ron puts it has happend not only have we spent time together in person the whole idea of "IT"is now becomming Reality and the really sweet thing about this is that we both SEE "IT" .

Believing that two ppl can meet online and make a connection is amazing enough but to know that you both are willing to make the commitment to continue to insure that "IT" remains well..... that would be and IS Priceless and truely what has and is happening for Ron and I !

Yet another CS Love Match !! Wish us well on our Journey as well make the wonderful life that we both deserve !

Something wild this way comes



We are less than two hours for meeting each other and I am as excited as a kid in candy store.


Will we see IT in each others eyes?

Will we feel IT in each others hearts?

Will our souls know IT is there?

Or

Will IT all have been a fantasy that we felt at a distance an illusion conjured up out of some great desire to deny loneliness its prize? Will IT elude us and leaves wondering WHY?

IT is that, we all desire, deserve and demand. IT is that need to be ONE in the Presents of TWO that feeling of comfort, satisfaction and great happiness that is second to none.

We have chosen to take a leap if faith in to the great unknown. However that unknown will change into the known in less than two hours.

My heart, soul and even my spirit feels IT, feels IT will be there.

What will IT be? Stay tuned and we will see………

Thanks Hun, whats for afters?

--------Redneck Computer Terms!----------------

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

It has to be my place...


My place for what???

I would like you on a long black leash, i would parade you down the high street.

i mean Coffee

Sorry, my darling...May I get you an apsrin, and rub your temples??

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

I just looked at your profile..We, could, perhaps, give each other headaches...Or, provide a permanent cure!!

OK..My Ex tried to commit suicide.. I do not feel responsible to her, as an 'ex' husband, but I wish no one death..And she did what she could to make things work..

She has gone into counselling, and my boys want me to attend..

I have no committments here, in CS.. but, a lady and I are Emailing and phoning..

This lady is against my going to the therapy sessions..

I feel that I must be left alone to make this decision.. If I chosse wrongly, I have "ME" to blame..If the lady convinces me not to attend, She might be one of the "It's your fault" casualities..

In other words..

Do you think that this lady should try to influence my thinking, or let me make whatever decisions that I choose?

Please, Guys and Gals I don't need jokes..I need wisdom!!