21 worst of the worst pick up lines
1.Am I drunk or do you need another drink
2.Gimme back my beer goggles
3.You look like I need a DRINK!
4.I gotta piss I'll be right back
5.Whats your name gorgeous?
6.Oohhkay then whats your friends name...
7.Can I get your phone number, I lost mine.
8.I lost my cell phone in here, could you please call my number to help me find it?
9.My parents arent home, I swear...
10.I,m to drive to drunk can I just go home with you..wucher name again.
11.I cant remember if I drove or not.
12.I thought this was a cab, musta been that yella skirt.
13.hey, wutabout me, BOB.
14.How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie...Owww.
15.I have a twister game, an empty bottle anna deck nudie cards.
16.are your legs tired cuz my eyeballz are killing me...
17.I am lookin at you, aint I?
18.wanna see a picture of my ex-...I'm kiddin..
19.I gota camera, I'll make a star outa you. I'm kiddin
20.Hey cutie I won the lotto!
21.I'm kiddin
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